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    They say the blends you enchant can heal any wound, among other things. So when Alastor returns to the hotel less than 100%, Charlie knows just how to nudge him to help himself without saying a word to him.

    None expected you to show up at the door of the hotel on behalf of your contracted master, not only with a cure for Alastor, but with an offer for the princess of hell.

    Your soul, a dowry for friendly relationships with the royal family.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    Evangelina 'Eva' Swan had never given much thought to how she would die, she was seventeen with her whole life ahead of her. At least that's what she thought. Until one day she went out onto the Arizona desert to take some pictures and didn't return home that night.

    Missing for almost a month, when Eva finally returned home, she wasn't the same girl that she had been: something about her had changed, she had changed.

    After days of keeping herself locked in her bedroom with the curtains closed and the door licked, only coming out once the sun had set and everyone else had gone to sleep, Eva finally convinced her mother that a change of scenery was all that she needed to heal from her mysterious ordeal.

    So it was Goodbye Phoenix, Arizona and Hello Forks, Washington.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    “So… you’re telling me I’m the human equivalent of a glitter bomb in a paint factory that just so happened to explode as a confetti truck rolled in??”

    “Precisely.”

    “Well, shit.”

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    After being punted into One Piece with her equally traumatized brother, she wakes up with unstable magic, intrusive memories, and a cosmic god treating her life like entertainment. She plans to stay quiet and definitely not rewrite canon.

    Naturally, she fails immediately.

    One moment she’s testing her powers, and the next she’s uncovering ancient secrets, adopting pirates like stray cats, and confusing a rubber boy who flirts by accident but clings on instinct. She adores him—maybe too much—but the no-so mild possessiveness is a work in progress.

    Magical creatures flock to her like she’s a roaming adoption center: foxes, dragons, prehistoric cuddle-beasts. She’s stopped asking why.

    Between found-family chaos, idiotic pirates, reality-bending magic, meddling brothers, and the World Government crying offscreen, she realizes she belongs here—even as an overpowered cosmic hazard who imprints on her crew and would burn the world for them.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    A girl dies and gets ripped from a peaceful passing on, she's introduced to a fucked up god who's only reason for her misery is that he is bored.

    She's chucked into a world as an infant and now has to figure out how to survive. Though, it becomes WAY harder when the god 'accidentally' messes with the entire worlds history.

    haha.

    She hates gods.

    Oh and she meets a hyper rubber boy and now has to deal with the fact she is NOT immune to the puppy dog eyes like she thought she was.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    In life, Alastor took a wife—not for love, but for convenience. Sweet, trusting Alice adored him despite the blood on his hands, convinced that beneath his wicked grin lay a man worth saving. But before she could prove it, death tore him from her, leaving only shattered dreams and unanswered prayers. Now, in the depths of Hell, Alice is no longer the hopeful girl who once loved a monster—Hell has burned that part of her away. She wants nothing to do with the husband who never truly wanted her. Yet when fate—or some cruel joke—pulls them both to Charlie’s Hazbin Hotel, Alastor finds himself facing something he never expected: regret. For the first time, he wonders if he had feelings for her after all. But Alice is not the same woman, and she no longer believes in redemption—especially not for him. If Alastor truly wants her back, he’ll have to do what he never did in life: prove he’s capable of love before it’s too late.

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    22 Mar 2025

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