SecretAgentCodenameBob
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"Of course. Of bloody course. Billy’s known he's broken, always has done, his old man made that perfectly clear. But this?
Homelander is, for some fucking reason, Billy's soulmate.
But Billy isn't Homelander's."
The Soulmate AU nobody asked for.
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In other words, the five times Oswald wanted to kiss Ed, and the one time he did. Finally.
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- Part 5 of What Am I?
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[Vampire/Werewolf AU] Oswald Cobblepot has been dead for over a year, Gotham River not content to let him sleep. Edward Nygma has been fighting another self all his life; a beast trapped, waiting and finally freed. Both are outsiders, both monsters and both achingly alone. It was only a matter of time before they met.
“And we all know love is a glass which makes even a monster appear fascinating.” - Alberto Moravia
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“He had counted six of Penguin’s lackeys, two police detectives, a butler and now a child. It was like the set-up to a bad joke.
Funny how quickly life can turn into one of those.”
A collection of one-shots all based upon some of Ed's favourite riddles.
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- Part 4 of What Am I?
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“It felt natural. Normal. His right to lean over, close such seemingly negligible space between them and lick. Just a short, sharp movement along the other’s neck. Fleeting. Barely a second of contact. Barely anything at all.
But it was enough.”
A collection of one-shots all based upon some of Ed's favourite riddles.
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- Part 3 of What Am I?
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Tom makes a face, somewhere between confused and annoyed, “What’s that supposed to mean? Maybe? What the fuck, Greg. Is this not like a little Hirsch wet dream?”
Greg blinks because his little Hirsch wet dream would probably feature Tom more prominently than anyone else, but he can’t say that so he just shrugs.
“I’ve never really… Had that kind of… Of interaction? Like an interaction of that persuasion before?” he says
Tom rolls his eyes before they lock back onto Greg seriously. It’s heated and charged and it makes something throb in the pit of Greg’s stomach. He’s missed being the centre of Tom’s attentions, crushed by the weight of his gaze in the best possible way. The moment stretches on for a while, bordering on uncomfortable before Tom slowly inhales, licking his lips before he speaks, “I’ll look after you.”
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OR: In an effort to get closer to him, Greg indulges Tom's escalating promiscuous behaviour until they finally reach a point of no return.
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20 Feb 2026
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In the wake of another death in the family, Tom and Greg take advantage of the excuse and head overseas for a break from their still-new position at Waystar’s helm.
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02 Nov 2025
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“It feels overdue, doesn’t it?” Tom remarks. They haven’t had the time to do anything like this since…Jesus, it had to have been, what, before Christmas? Far too long.
Oddly, this question makes Greg blush. “I – I suppose it, um. It could be argued as such, yes.”
OR: tom asks greg to dinner, not realizing it’s valentine’s day. greg is fully aware it’s valentine’s day and thinks he’s being asked on a date. tom doesn’t figure out it’s valentine’s day until they sit down to dinner.
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24 Oct 2025
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Greg doesn't want to pretend anymore.
Tom is there to help him through it.
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18 Oct 2025
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Greg wants to carve Tom up, like a Jackolantern, like an apple pie, like a body. He wants to split Tom open and see what the cause of death was. If he drew a Y with a scalpel down his chest, he might understand. What got them here? What killed them? Were they dead to begin with?
Greg drunkenly slept with his boss who doesn't remember anything about it. Greg drenches their relationship in formaldehyde and tries to pick up the pieces.Bookmarked by SecretAgentCodenameBob
17 Oct 2025