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  1. Public Bookmark 47

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    Suspenders are not sexy. Suspenders are the opposite of sexy. They keep clothes on and in place — the opposite of where clothes should be when sex is occurring. And yet...

    The morning after yet another ill-advised nighttime romp, Spamton notices a piece of Tenna's wardrobe that he hadn't spotted before. Over the course of the work day, he finds himself agonizing over it more and more, until a minor workplace injury brings things to a head...

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    06 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    Spamton lived inside a hollow shell full of "upgrades" he didn’t ask for
    trying to decide which parts are actually him and which are just damage control left in a body he never chose wired shut and smiling anyway
    They plucked his feathers replaced his eyes and mangled his voice
    But Tenna doesn’t care about the difference he loves him like nothing ever changed

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    06 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 65

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    *THIS IS A 3 PAGE COMIC*
    Tenna and Spamton marathon freak-sesh ends in egg laying and then fucking AGAIN

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    04 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 48

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    Tenna gets like this, sometimes; irritable, difficult, hard to work with. It's Spamton's job to reel him in.

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    03 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    A log of my old and new NSFW serirei art.

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    09 Jan 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 84

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    Spamton instinctively tries to reach towards his face to fix his crooked glasses but is quick to find out that his hands are tied together behind his back. 

    .....and so are his wings. 

    (in which Spamton gets kidnapped and Tenna can't even pretend to be unbothered about it)

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    08 Jan 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 20

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    Tenna and Spamton exchange gifts at the annual TV Time holiday party, with a bonus round after hours. And Spamton brought something special...

    For all the fellas out there with TVs to impress, it's easy to do, just follow these steps!

    One: cut a hole in a box...

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    31 Dec 2025

  8. Public Bookmark 82

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    A collection of somewhat connected one shots

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    30 Dec 2025

  9. This has been deleted, sorry!

    23 Dec 2025

  10. Public Bookmark *

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    Alternatively Titled: Spamton's Chicken Noodle Soup for the Soul.

    After so many years of static and noise, Spamton’s mind is finally clear. In the quiet that follows, he begins to gather the scattered pieces of who he once was, trying to rebuild something real with Tenna right beside him.

    For the first time in forever, the universe seems to give him a second chance.

    (Based on @owlgams "Post Neo Clarity Sucks Ass" AU.)

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    18 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    it's a spamton character study and it makes me fucking weep

  11. Public Bookmark 52

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    There's never been a time where Tenna hasn't noticed something going on. He's always aware. He prides himself on it.

    But he doesn't feel pride at the strange feeling he gets when he sees Spamton’s stomach getting bigger by the day.

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    15 Dec 2025

  12. Public Bookmark 40

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    Spamton comes home to a surprise.

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    09 Dec 2025

  13. Public Bookmark 19

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    I did this for my server. There's not enough ABO fics in this fandom.
    Basically omega Spam goes into heat and Tenna is happy to help when he finds him.

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    08 Dec 2025

  14. Public Bookmark 19

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    “You have NO idea,” Tenna growled, “how long I have been waiting to do this.”

    If there's one thing that will get Tenna's feelings through Spamton's thick head, it's action.

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    04 Dec 2025

  15. Public Bookmark 28

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    When Spamton doesn’t show up to set on the most important advertising day of the year, Tenna heads to his dressing room to drag him out personally. Turns out that Spamton had good reasons not to be there—many, many good reasons. Despite the mailman’s insistence that the situation is handled, Tenna offers his assistance, and Spamton finds that accepting help from the right person might not be such a bad thing…

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    29 Nov 2025

  16. Public Bookmark 51

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    Once Tenna recognizes he has his Spamton back again, he is desperate to know him as intimately as he once did.

    Spamton struggles with letting him. After all, he is quite different now.

    Fortunately Tenna is willing to show he is sincere.

    (Spamtenna reunion sex with copious amounts of fluff and sap)

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    25 Nov 2025

  17. Public Bookmark 38

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    "O-okay, so no lines, n-" Tenna's voice shorted-out before returning with a hum, the tail end of a quiet moan. Spamton had licked a stripe up from his collar to his throat, and he wasn't easing up. He started to suck at the side of his neck, his tongue catching, not in an unpleasant way, on the ridges between panels there. "Ah- Spam- nn-no scratches, okay?"

    -

    In which Spamton can't fathom someone just ... wanting to be around him without it being a transaction.

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    25 Nov 2025

  18. Public Bookmark 88

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    When did Tenna draft these scenes? Surely he had to have known about Spamton's… fixation. Surely. Or, at least had a suspicion. What other explanation would there be for the sheer number of scenes with Tenna pinning Darkners down and shooting them point blank? Or for the scene where Tenna knocked someone out cold with the butt of the shotgun? Tenna had to have known watching that would do horrible things to Spamton. He had to.

     

    OR
    Tenna likes guns. Spamton likes that Tenna likes guns. They fuck about it.

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    24 Nov 2025

  19. This has been deleted, sorry!

    22 Nov 2025

  20. Public Bookmark 61

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    To no one’s surprise, existing as a lowly Addison... followed by the live-fast BIG SHOT [Cungadero] lifestyle... taking an unwanted acid bath and being homeless (if you didn’t count the dumpster) and then BEATEN UP BY CHILDREN... none of this does a body any good. Particularly not when said body is sad and stunted, made of wood and fluff.

    It also no longer looks great in a suit jacket, which is perhaps the biggest shame.

    Or:

    Hanging around Castle Town after his battle with the [Sponge]s, Spamton meets an old flame again, and has to reassess everything he thought he knew about his ruined body.

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    Comments:
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    3,519

    19 Nov 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    it's peam

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