SecondhandDemon
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This work is for my spouse, who has lovingly put up with me now for thirteen years.
I have a bad habit of writing my own poems in cards for birthdays and holidays. However, once I'd written this poem I knew that it didn't belong in a card.
It had to be posted here, for posterity.
If you're reading this and are NOT my spouse, I should probably apologize but really you're the one reading this, so you only have yourself to blame.
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Prompt: Introducing the new Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor ...
"Politeness carried the professors through the first week of classes. Pride carried them through the second: they would not capitulate to their curiosity and pepper the man with a thousand questions. They were better than their students, they vowed.
There was nothing left to carry them through the third week, however; their tongues were raw from biting and their curiosity not the least abated."
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The Other One Where the Justice League Almost Didn’t Figure Something Else Out by batsandthebirds
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
03 Aug 2025
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The thought occurred to Hal suddenly and with such force that he spat his coffee out as he pointed aggressively across the Justice League meeting table at Nightwing. “You! You know who Batman is!”
Nightwing, who had been idly tinkering with what looked like a new version of his escrima sticks, raised an eyebrow at Hal. “I should hope I know who Batman is. He is one of the founding members of the League. And my father. Are you feeling okay, Hal?”
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Or, a lot of people asked for an identity reveal sequel to my Batfam meets the Justice League fic, so here it is. Plenty of sheneanigans and a touch of birdflash thrown in for more sheneanigans and my own amusment (and Barry's anguish).
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- Part 2 of Batfam and Justice League
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20 Feb 2026
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The Batfam are Disasters by EventualToast for loosingletters
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
19 Dec 2022
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Bruce looked at the rambling mass of former Robins in the back of the Batmobile, to the fourth one to his left. They were all stoned out of their minds on a mixture of sedative and cheer toxin. Furthermore, there was a chance that the antidote to either of the drugs would interact with the other, making it safer to let the drugs pass through them naturally. But that meant he needed to supervise four highly trained vigilantes who were all very disinhibited and not particularly lucid. If it was just one, he’d take them to their room and supervise them there but it would take him a while to get Tim, Steph, Dick and Jason to their rooms and then he’d have to split his attention between them. Unless...
Or Dick, Jason, Steph and Tim are hit by cheer toxin and Bruce has to deal with it.
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12 Feb 2026
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JoyRide by tisfan for KiraStain
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies)
29 Jan 2018
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Aliens run out of fuel near earth. The spaceship runs on joy. At least that’s what Tony is told.
Joy, apparently, is alien for quite a lot of sex, thank you.
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- Part 23 of MCU Kink Bingo
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10 Feb 2026
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Perhaps the snowball game went too far? Written for Porn Battle X.
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08 Feb 2026
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For the February Ficlet Challenge prompt "Role reversal."
Adam gets lost in the forest and stumbles upon a mysterious castle, and its terrifying inhabitant.
Beta and title by my wonderful Best Beloved, Turn_of_the_Sonic_Screw.
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08 Feb 2026