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The Tale of Two Teachers (who are totally weird) by Screwusernamez666
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types
28 Oct 2024
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"You've seen Mr. Wilson anywhere? Kid's say he's been late to class-nearly every class. Apparently, it's been happening all week."
"The P.E teacher? Yeah, think I saw him in Mr. Parkers classroom."
"But Mr. Parker is in the C building. The gym is on the other side of the campus-what's he doing there?"
The janitor shrugged. "Rumor has it they're sleeping together. Watch where you step, Principal Marvel. I just mopped."
The P.E teacher so has the hots for the new science teacher. And the new science teacher as the hots for the P.E teacher. What are they gonna do 'bout it?
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A Mist That Appears (For a Little Time) by dodgerkedavra for Spelcray
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Jun 2023
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“Give me November, and I’ll teach you to be happy. There’s only one condition. You must swear on your magic that you won’t fall in love with me.”
Harry’s so tired. His whole body hurts. If Malfoy can teach him how to be happy, then...
“Okay.”
Harry is working himself to death.
Draco only has November to help him.
Falling in love is strictly against the rules.
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Bookmarked by Screwusernamez666
20 Sep 2025
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Giggles, laughed, giggled while kicking my feet, died and giggles again.
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Before his third year of Hogwarts has even begun, Harry faces three whole weeks of unsupervised time in Diagon Alley. In that time he takes a trip to Gringotts - and that changes everything.
Burdened with the knowledge that Dumbledore has been blocking his family magic, and manipulating far more than he ever thought possible, Harry doesn't know who he can trust; but he knows he can't keep going that way. There's a whole world of lore and politics and history to catch up on, and the more he learns, the more Harry realises his true place in the world, and how much is being kept hidden from him. All the while, Dumbledore's twinkling eyes are constantly watching, and Harry can't let on how much he knows.
With help from unexpected places, Harry starts on a journey to end the war, and reshape the wizarding world. With how much he looks like James Potter, people have forgotten one important thing about him - he is Lily Evans' son, and she was one hell of a witch.
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26 Apr 2024
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First time considered Remus Lupin/Severus Snape pairing. Snape haters beware, u're in 4 a real 1 fr. "Pup" "cub" UGH IYKYK
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Just because the war ended didn’t mean that Draco had to be nice to Potter. Their fights continued, their arguing never mellowed, and it landed them in detention, smack dab in the middle of the Forbidden Forest—again.
Oh, and Potter was in heat too.
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19 Jan 2024
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Such power bottom Harry and soft alpha Draco
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Harry Potter is the savior of the wizarding world. Draco Malfoy is a reformed Death Eater turned Ministry Curse-Breaker. Five years after the war, they're brought together by another mysterious curse.