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Your name across my back by Schmab for thelashjedi
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Jul 2022
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Fanart inspired by thelashjedi.
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“Holy shit, dude,” Hayden whispers, too loudly, as he pulls Shane away. “No way you were just talking to Ilya Rozanov.”
“Uh, yeah. We just met. Wait, did he lie to me?” Shane asks, looking back over his shoulder where Ilya is now standing next to a short but very muscular woman with long black hair. “What does he play?”
Hayden stops, so Shane does too.
“You don’t know who that was?”
Shane makes a face that says ‘no shit’, and waits for an answer.
“Dude. You are so innocent. Ilya Rozanov, ‘Russia’s Greatest Love Machine’?” Hayden says, like it’s obvious.
Shane looks at him blankly, and then Hayden laughs. Not like, a chuckle. He full on cackles, bending over like he can’t even contain it. “Man, he’s like prolific.”
“At what?” Shane snaps, because he’s getting really sick of not being in on the joke.
“He’s a porn star, man.”
“A-” Shane says, swallowing thickly. “What?”
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Ilya is a porn star, Shane is a hockey player, and their paths cross.
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16 Jan 2026
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The WinterIron Files by DemonicReader
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
28 May 2023
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you just put your lips together (and you come real close) by lavenderlotion for janey_p
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
17 Apr 2024
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“Who the hell do you—Bilinski? Bilinski? What the hell are you doing here?” Coach Finstock asked in what was very obviously shock.
“Who the fuck is this?” the other coach shouted, but Coach Finstock got right up in his face and told him off.
Huh.
That was hot as hell.
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17 Apr 2024
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She’d been distracted reading through the latest draft of her policy reform while walking toward the end of the queue in the Ministry refectory when suddenly she was no longer going forward but sideways and down. She yelped, scrabbling to catch herself before realizing that a pair of strong hands had already arrested her motion and she was sitting.
“Mind where you’re going, Granger,” came a teasing drawl and she realized instantly that she’d found herself back on Draco’s lap.
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Or, the five times Hermione unintentionally sat on Draco's lap, and the one time she meant to.
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I Wanna Hear (how your heart speaks) by LadySlytherin for Giveemhale
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
13 Oct 2023
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When an attack on Derek leaves Stiles as collateral damage and causes him to lose his hearing, the Pack is at a loss. With the Alpha Pack to contend with and his wayward betas barely come to heel, Derek’s already got his hands full. He doesn't have time for an injured human teenager or his sheriff father. But Stiles is pack - something Derek has known for a while - with the potential to be even more. And Derek soon finds that Stiles is more of an asset than anyone realized, even with his new limitations.
As for Stiles, he's about to find out that sometimes when you lose one thing, you gain so much more.
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13 Oct 2023