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    “No calls unless it’s work-related, or someone is actually dying,” Tim tells Lucy, just like he tells all his rookies when he gives them his number for the first time. 

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    'If anyone were to ask Tim - including Lucy herself - what it’s like to have Lucy stay with him, he’d respond that it's aggravating. And, on paper, it should be. She talks too much and leaves the empty milk cartons right next to the trash can and sings in the shower and she’s tried to cleanse his home with herbs twice. It’s been four days, and he’s already finding himself growling her name under his breath in exasperation more now than he ever did when she was his rookie. '

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    Lucy needs a place to stay. Tim's got a spare room. Things do not go to plan.

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    08 Sep 2025

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    Draco Malfoy has a notorious reputation with women. A string of broken hearts won’t deter Hermione from having a little taste, though - maybe it’s time for Draco to have a taste of his own medicine.

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    20 Aug 2025

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    When Harry Potter walks into Draco’s nightclub looking like trouble, Draco can’t stop staring. He really ought to train his dick not to react so enthusiastically to red flags, but where would be the fun in that?

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    30 Jul 2025

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    If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

    Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

    The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

    Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

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    23 Jul 2025