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“Dude--” Rempe starts. He’s kind of laughing though, like this is all so fucking funny, and Gabe glares at him, hard enough to kill. “You’re kind of bitchy, huh?” Rempe asks.
“Shut the fuck up.” Gabe hisses. “Like, actually shut up, you do not want to fuck with me right now.”
“Okay, big guy.” Rempe grins slowly, blood drying in flakes around his nostrils.
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17 Feb 2026
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Dean knows he’s staring, taking in the entirety of the man standing in front of him. Worn jeans, small rucksack tossed over one shoulder, easy grin, always bloody grinning, and—wait—
“What the fuck is that?”
Seamus rubs the scruff decorating his chin. “Aye, thought you’d have sommat to say about it.”
Dean narrows his eyes, reaching out to splay a thumb across the rough of Seamus’ jaw. He turns his face slightly. “Is that—is that some ginger I see in there?”
“Fuck off,” Seamus snorts, smacking Dean’s hand away. “It’s distinguished, I’ll tell you that for free.”
“Distinguished, eh? Big word for you, that.” Dean knows he’s smiling broadly, the hand falling from Seamus’ face still feeling the pin-prick echo of stubble on his finger tips. “Turning up here looking like a long-lost Weasley.”
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13 Feb 2026
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In 1990, prominent Muggleborn research wizard Cromwell Albertson embarked on an ambitious project to interview six Muggle-born students – before and after their life-changing discovery of their wizarding talent. He continued these interviews over the next nine years, a period of time which spanned both the Chamber of Secrets attacks in 1992 and Voldemort’s second rise and subsequent persecution of Muggleborns in 1997. The Pensieve Projection that resulted won a Superbius award for artistic excellence in 2002 and has been required viewing in the Hogwarts Muggle Studies course since 2008.
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12 Feb 2026
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Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce by imagitory
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF, Hotel Hell RPF, MasterChef (US) RPF, MasterChef (TV) RPF, MasterChef (UK) RPF
24 Mar 2019
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Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.
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Literally no problem has ever been solved by secretly hooking up with one of your good friends whom you are not in love with to cope with the fact that the person who you are actually in love with does not love you. In fact, more problems are probably started by doing this than anything else.
Holster and Nursey do it anyway.
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- Part 1 of you put the boom-boom into my heart