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Stede’s eyes are open and fixed on the curtain. That doesn’t sound like a nightmare. Is Ed awake? That can’t be what it sounds like….
He hears Ed’s sharp inhale and steady movement.
It is.
His face burns bright red and he tries to squeeze his eyes shut and ignore it but-
Oh God.
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The tension between Ed and Stede snaps separately and simultaneously across the captain’s cabin.
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"'I like being alone with you too,' Stede whispers.
Ed finds himself tilting his head up towards him, his eyes on his lips, until Stede stops. He shakes himself.
What the fuck are you doing, Ed? It’s rule fucking one! Stop pretending this is something more. You’re a fun diversion for him. Just enjoy it for what it is."
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CEO Stede Bonnet is quite lost and stops to ask Edward Teach, who’s just trying to make rent, for directions. Charmed, he hires Ed for company and companionship. Now they have to navigate their differences over the course of one remarkable week. A Pretty Woman AU.Written for the OFMD Big Bang with art by Cookiestraw
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Fancy a Bite? by SadieKat
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 May 2020
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“Crowley, are you quite sure we mmf--” Another kiss. Crowley was barely pulling back between kisses now and their hips pinned Ezra’s against the Bentley.
“No one can see us, Angel, no one ever parks here.” Crowley brushed Ezra’s nose with theirs before kissing the corner of his mouth, “Please?”
“Oh, my dear,” he breathed into Crowley’s mouth, “as if I could deny you anything when you ask so prettily.”
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Crowley tempts Ezra to indulge during his lunch break.(Smutty sequel to my nurse AU but can be read separately)
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- Part 2 of Fight Me?
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Fight Me? by SadieKat
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 May 2020
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“I said, if you want to come in here, you have to fight me, Lizard Boy!” Crowley’s muffled voice came from deep within the fort. Ezra covered his mouth to avoid laughing.
“Maybe later, dear.”
His patient’s head poked comically out from the bottom of the pile.
“Angel!” Crowley smiled a little manically, “Do you want to come into my fort? You have to fight me first though.”
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During his shift in A&E, Ezra is unexpectedly charmed by a patient.Series
- Part 1 of Fight Me?
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Until We Taste the Same by SadieKat
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 May 2020
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He ached to know what the combination of the serpent's skin and the delicate red wine tasted of. Would it taste of Eden? The perfection of Her fruit mixed with petrichor and brimstone?
“Angel?” He frowned and his normally-covered eyes showed open concern.
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Aziraphale gets a taste.
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Fight Me? by SadieKat
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 May 2020
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After a life dominated by a strange form of sickness, Thorin is sent to the Shire to seek a cure only Bilbo Baggins can offer.
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Karkûn shukula - A Cinderella AU by harrypanther
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
16 Jul 2021
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When the Prince of the Shire visits the Kingdom of Erebor, there is great excitement. There are hopes he will choose to marry one of the Royal Family, cementing an alliance that would secure food supplies for the dwarven Kingdom and gain new allies. All eligible dwarves are expected to attend a series of Balls. Unknown to the guests, there is a third royal child, manoeuvred out by his ambitious stepmother, for whom this may be his last chance of restoring his fortunes and escaping his fate…
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15 Feb 2026
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'Alone this Yuletide? Irritated with prying and nosey family members?
I am an out of work blacksmith currently trying to make my way by any means necessary that does not involve my resorting to thievery (prisons are most uncomfortable, I've unfortunate first hand experience). However, if you would like me to be your strictly platonic companion for any social function, but have me pretend that we are in a serious courtship, so as to torment your family and ward off unwanted suitors then I am more than obliging...'
After becoming increasingly irritated by overtures of romance from various Shire residents following the death of his mother four years ago, Bilbo is more than ready to resort to desperate measures. That is, up to and including pretending to be in a serious relationship with a certain surly blacksmith currently inhabiting the Bindbale Woods.
It's a good idea after all; all they have to do is pretend to be in love over the Yuletide period and Bilbo's family and suitors will surely leave him alone after that. It's perfect! And nothing can possibly go wrong, right? Certainly nothing as preposterous as falling for one another for real...
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13 Feb 2026
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Child of the Earth and Sky by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
21 Jun 2013
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Certain events in Bilbo’s life were always destined to come to pass, but the will of Belladonna Took is not to be trifled with, and her choice may yet change the lives of many.
This is the story of how Bilbo became the kin of the Eagles of Manwë, and all that happened after.
(Original idea and prompt from Ewelock’s amazing art, eva4art's gorgeous follow-up piece, and reddresscloudysky’s excellent speculation on tumblr).
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19 Jan 2026
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The Inevitable Love Story between Two Oblivious Idiots by Bgtea
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
29 Aug 2013
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In which everyone sees the budding romance between Thorin and Bilbo, except, of course, for Thorin and Bilbo themselves.
Also, Dis brings the fear of God in other Dwarves and likes to meddle in her big brother's romantic life, and if she has to do this through scathingly written letters, then so be it.
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06 Jan 2026