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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    When Crowley goes into heat, he sequesters himself from the rest of his merlotl maelstrom like usual, picking one of the good caverns with lots of dipping pools to make his nest. The cavern and pools are empty when he falls into a restless sleep, but when Crowley is startled awake he is no longer alone, and the scent of alpha fills the air.

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    23 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    Following a close brush with what would have been an extremely inconvenient discorporation, and a second brush with what would have been an even more inconvenient revealing of their clandestine arrangement to Hell, Aziraphale employs Crowley's assistance to help him try out a new magic act. Crowley would rather be spending his time with the angel doing other things, especially with so much time apart to be made up for, but he's as obliging as ever. Of course, he's also capable of multitasking, especially when Aziraphale's magic act calls for more than one of him...

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    20 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    Ever since Aziraphale borrowed the Bentley for his Scottish road trip, and now he and Crowley are living together in their South Downs cottage, the Bentley has been behaving strangely...

    Illustration by the author.

    Written & illustrated for "In Love With My Car" zine volume 2.

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    13 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 63

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    Random smutty oneshot, porn without plot, inspired by this tweet by Stan_gaiman:
    “you know, I’ve yet to read a fic of Aziraphale shagging White Suit Crowley in the back of the Bentley after Warlock’s party with them all covered in cake and— yeah that’s enough now”

    My response? “Damn it. White suit Crowley is my favourite, I’m on it like cake on an angel…”

    Basing this on book narrative because it sets the scene better - they stand outside the car while the conversation with Dagon takes place. The entire first section is entirely as per book dialogue (eg they don’t say the line “wrong boy.”)

    BUT also: like any true petrolhead, in the book, Crowley absolutely does not allow food in the Bentley, so other shenanigans ensued. NSFW, obviously. (*mimics* "oBvIoUsLy")

    Anyway, it's a mashup of Book!Omens and TV!Omens. The TV Omens boys with a bit of Book omens canon because no cake in Bentley.

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    15 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 8

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    Crowley and Aziraphale spend New Year's at Jasmine Cottage with Anathema and Newt. Crowley has a surprise in store as he has lovingly decorated one of their trees with very fertile objects. This leads to a conversation about the first appearance of peen trees and who was responsible. The answer may surprise you - it probably won't because most of you follow me for depravity.

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    03 Jan 2026