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Beatrice is leaving Switzerland the next morning. Ava is going back to Spain too. If they end up one night in the same bar, then in the same bed, it's their business and no one else's.
Three years later, Beatrice has just opened a new department of her parents' company in Spain when someone decides to ring her doorbell.
And Ava stands on her doorstep with her two year old boy on her hip that she claims to be Beatrice's.
Lilith is going to have a field trip with this.Basically, they hook up one night, and then Ava shows up three years later with a tiny Diego on her hip like 'Beatrice you are the father!'
I'm bored, I'm fighting for my life in college, I like unrealistic shit that's funny, and I'm giving you this to feed upon.
Read at your own risks. DO NOT READ IF YOU WANT SOMETHING SERIOUS.Series
- Part 1 of The Village
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25 Feb 2026
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Because it turns out the Halo can want things now, sort of. Not the way a human would, with thoughts or motivation or articulable desires. The Halo wants things the way a tree wants water and shoves a taproot through flagstone to get it, which is all well and good for the tree, but less so for the idiot trying to keep her patio intact. Unfortunately for Ava, she’s both the idiot and the taproot. The flagstone is her dignity. The water – for reasons becoming rapidly and unavoidably apparent – is Beatrice.
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the one where the halo imprints on beatrice like a duckling and is dead-set on making it ava’s problem
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- Part 1 of sentient halo au
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23 Feb 2026
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If Vi wasn’t going to study, Caitlyn would outpace her by sheer preparation. She’d take extra notes, attend every optional lecture, even dig into obscure research papers that their professor had only hinted at during office hours. Vi might breeze through on charm and natural talent, but Caitlyn had the power of discipline on her side.
The only problem? Discipline didn’t account for Vi.
They're the best students from their major, and Caitlyn is going insane because Vi never studies and still ends up getting better grades than her, who is running on coffee and sleepless nights 24/7. And they were roommates.
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17 Dec 2025
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Make Out Lessons with a Boxer by p0etess
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
15 Aug 2022
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Vi throws an arm around Caitlyn’s shoulders, pulling her in until their faces are only inches apart. She flashes a suggestive grin, “I wouldn't even think of doing anything less than the best for you, cupcake.”
When Caitlyn pauses, Vi worries for a moment that maybe she was too obvious.
But then Caitlyn chuckles, it's low and inviting, reaching her hand up to cup Vi’s jaw, pulling them even closer. They’re nose to nose and everything about Caitlyn is overwhelming her senses. The melodic sound of her laugh. The gleam in her eyes that makes Vi feel transparent. The tingling sensation in Vi’s jaw that stroking fingers leave in their wake. The smell of old books and the coffee she just drank.
Would she taste like that too?
“Of course, I know how eager you are to please, darling” Caitlyn coos at her. She strokes her thumb lovingly across Vi’s jaw again.
Fuck.
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The friends with benefits college AU where oblivious mutually pining idiots pine mutually, jinx is an exhausted zoomer, and bisexuals rule the world.
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17 Dec 2025
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Gaze at me with your soul by Nekef
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
27 Oct 2025
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"Fuck, I'm sorry... I wasn’t watching where I was going," she said, realizing she had bumped into another girl, who had landed on her backside.
Vi extended a hand to help, but received no reaction from the other girl, who silently got to her knees and began feeling around for something on the hospital's polished floor.
‘Oh shit. Fuck.’
Vi dropped to her knees instantly, realizing she had just knocked over a blind woman.
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15 Dec 2025