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The worst part is that it still tastes like iron. The worst part is that his neck and back are going to kill him. The worst part is that Izzy let his guard down, and now he has to pay for it.
AKA: Izzy gets kidnapped by Hornigold and put in a stockade to be used by the ship. Good ol’-fashioned Izzy Hands gangbang torture porn. -
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Bonnet fucking smiles, and Izzy hates him for it. “Doesn’t it feel good?” he asks. The thing is that it does, it really does, it feels so fucking good and he can’t fucking stand it.
AKA: the izzy overstimulation fic (both of the sexy and sensory variety) -
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“I’ll do it,” he hears himself say. He feels effervescent. A laugh rises from his stomach, and he salutes. “Captain.”
For the first time in a long time, he has no idea what his future looks like. For the first time in his life, he doesn’t care.Dreams are a dangerous kind of hubris, and ambition doubly so. The tragedy of Israel Hands and Edward Teach in 7 parts.
(Alternatively, the Izzy Gets Dicked Down backstory speculation/character study saga.) -
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"Ah, he talked to you of love!" "It wasn't what you think." Except when it was.
This is my big takeaway from AP Lit. My deepest sympathies to all who read.
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Sebastian Moran was living a normal, ordinary life...or as ordinary as it can get, being a sniper who also happens to run a kitchenware shop, when James Moriarty walked in.
Pre-season but goes into S1 (and then S2 and so on).
Irene Adler and her girlfriend will be prominent starting chapter 2 and John and Sherlock will as well, but in chapters 3 and 4. Sorry the updates will be sort of slow (thanks, midterms/finals/school in general), but I'm working really hard on this.
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Stede draws his attention back to the head massage, alternating pressure from the kind of bruising that’s enough to knead a migraine away, to gentle, delicate strokes through his hair. He grows almost meditative with it, forcing his eyes away from Ed’s face and simply enjoying the feeling of body heat and cool, damp-silk hair against his palms. Truthfully, he could do this for hours, rather than the usual three-to-five minutes that’s usually afforded to customers when they…
When…
It’s been longer than three-to-five minutes.
A quick glance at the clock reveals it’s been far, far longer than three-to-five minutes.
Stede doesn’t mind, obviously. And Ed doesn’t seem to be about to question it. But the snide little Lucius-like voice in the back of his mind points out that almost twenty fucking minutes is maybe a bit of an overkill.
Stede yanks his hands away from Ed’s hair like it’s covered in bleach.
“Okey-doke!” Stede manages, voice shrill and a little strangled.
From across the salon, the real Lucius snorts.
(OR: Stede's a hair stylist. Ed shows up for an appointment. And shows up. And shows up. And shows up...)
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03 Aug 2024
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Izzy is taken by a figure from his and Ed's past, leaving Ed paralyzed by fear. Can Stede find his irascible yet hunky first mate in time to save him?
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07 Sep 2023
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izzy hornigold w stizzy endgame. great pacing.
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“Teach, you’re late,” Hornigold barks when Ed shows up for rollcall after everyone else. The captain is built like a barge and looms over Ed when he yells. Ed bites his lower lip.
“Would you say I’ve been bad?” Ed asks, twirling a strand of hair around his finger.
Ed seeks a good be-dicking, and he has his heart set on landing the grey whale — Captain Hornigold.
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06 Sep 2023
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obsessed with this. the prose is so funny and the reveal is excellent. also hot sex
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That was the tipping point, probably, Izzy thinks, leaning his head back against the wall as Jack sucks hungrily at his neck. When he realised he was laughing for the first time in a fucking week, and Jack was looking at him sideways, the way he looks at people he’s trying to get his cock in.
And now they’re making out. Isn’t that fucking embarrassing.
Jack takes Izzy upstairs for some fun. What could go wrong?
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31 Aug 2022
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genuine, evocative narration. really hot with straightforward and effective prose
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His stance hasn't changed - he'd still sooner keelhaul his own bollocks than do Izzy Hands a favour, but an idea is already taking shape in his head - one that he's certain will have absolutely hilarious consequences in either direction, and for all it might get his throat slit, the odds still work out in favour of, for want of a better phrase, fuckery.
If Izzy wants to read, Lucius can teach him.
OR: Lucius' personal approach to 'fuckery' involves lewd gay poetry, and one oblivious and feral first mate.
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