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Accidental Babysitter Job Acquisition by BleuSarcelle
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
19 Sep 2023
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Summary
Warriors sighs. “Okay, let’s pretend you didn’t kidnap the baby —”
“I don’t have to pretend because I didn’t.” Twilight sighs. “This is Wild.” Silence.
“I mean,” Four says slowly after a hot minute. “That’s kind of an understatement at best, since it’s not every day you return to camp with a baby.” The others nod in agreement.
“I first thought of it as ‘surprising’ but calling it ‘wild’ sounds more accurate.” Sky hums from the side. Twilight’s right eye twitches.
“Hey, talking about wild stuff, where is Wild?” Hyrule speaks up. “Shouldn’t he be back too?”
Twilight resists the urge to roll his eyes as he switches his grip on his protege and holds him up by the armpits, showing him off.
“The baby — this baby right here, in my hands, this one — is Wild.”
Wild giggles and kicks his chubby legs in the air, waving by opening and closing his tiny fist before blowing a raspberry at them.
((Or the one where Twilight finds a baby on near the end of his scouting and easily recognizes him as the dumbass of his protege by smell alone and baby fever follows them all.))