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  1. Public Bookmark 25

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    Blair Waldorf is supposed to be getting married. She’s supposed to be in Monaco, soaking up the sun with her prince, the one she’d fought tooth and nail to keep. Dan Humphrey is supposed to be in the Hamptons, forgetting all about their misbegotten kiss and the feelings that arose with it.
    Neither are where they are supposed to be.
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    Season 4 finale/season 5 au: blair didn’t sleep with chuck at the bar mitzvah, she went to Monaco with Louis without making up with Chuck after the events of the end of 4x20

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    17 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    “I don’t know if I’ll ever love you in the way I loved Chuck, but maybe that’s a good thing,” she says, looking down at their intertwined hands.

    (Or, Blair makes a different choice. Set in 5x24.)

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    16 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    a fix it of the season 5 finale where blair goes to the shepherd's divorce party after going to chuck's.

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    16 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 18

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    Joey wakes Rachel up to get ready for work. The one nuance is that he doesn't want her to leave, actually.

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    16 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 49

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    “I have five words for you, Mr Humphrey—,” Blair leans in with both palms laid flat on the counter, a triumphant smirk tugging at the corner of her lips. “—The future…is online streaming.

    “And I have four words for you, Miss Waldorf,” Humphrey replies, with a mocking smile. “Get. The. Fuck. Out!”

    Or, Blair Waldorf is a ruthless media executive looking to acquire an indie video rental store, seal that damn deal and score that sweet, sweet promotion.

    There’s just one teensy little problem that stands in her way — a stubborn, curly-haired store manager by the name of Dan freaking Humphrey.

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    08 Feb 2026