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An alternate-timeline retelling of S2 that diverges from canon the moment the Lockdown conversation ends. What if Aziraphale had made a different choice that day? What if the Ineffables really had carved out a precious, peaceful, fragile existence for themselves—together—before Gabriel turned up on their doorstep?
Tags will change as new chapters go up. They'll earn their E rating eventually, but I'll make those scenes easy to skip if you want to.
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Immediately follows the S2 end credits, because I wanted a more hopeful place for things to end.
It's going to be OK.
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Wish for Love Like Ours by RhettCaan
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 May 2023
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Somebody's getting married at the bookshop ... and it's not Crowley and Aziraphale. (Or is it??)
An unexpected visit from some ethereal/occult acquaintances sends Aziraphale into a bit of a tailspin. He knew things had changed since the apocalypse was averted, but he wasn't quite prepared for just how dramatic a change it would be—or how much it would shake him up emotionally. His new, wonderful romantic partnership with Crowley is exactly what they've both always wanted, so why does he suddenly find himself questioning everything he holds dear?
To figure it out, he must employ his personal superpower: thinking too much. And in the end, he finds himself somewhere very warm and fuzzy indeed.
Set about six months after Just Like Somewhere (and caps off the series), but can be read on its own!
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- Part 5 of Figuring it out as we go
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Trouble in Paradise by RhettCaan
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Apr 2023
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Crowley and Aziraphale are fighting, and it feels like the end of the fucking world.
For the first time in their new romantic relationship, the boys have to face the fact that no matter how much you love someone, six thousand years of repression, indoctrination, and ingrained defense mechanisms can’t be unlearned overnight with a snap and a miracle. Humans are always saying that committed relationships take work, and they’re about to find out what that means.
Set two months after Just Like Somewhere, but can also be read as a standalone :)
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- Part 4 of Figuring it out as we go
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Before and After by RhettCaan
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Mar 2023
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Set about six weeks after Just Like Somewhere, but can definitely be read on its own!
A month and a half into this new relationship, and Crowley is walking on air. Everything is really, really good, including all the catching up on the parts of each other's lives they missed when they were apart. So when Aziraphale asks Crowley about the people he slept with before they got together, Crowley regales him with some funny tales and a few surprises. But Aziraphale has his own past, too, and it's not what Crowley was expecting. Oh, at all.
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- Part 3 of Figuring it out as we go
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Figuring it out as we go by RhettCaan
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 May 2023
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A collection of standalone fics that move along the same timeline. A + C make it out of Season 1 and a few more fiascos alive, and finally establish the romantic partnership they've always wanted. And from there ... They've got a lot to figure out as they go.
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03 Aug 2025
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12 Apr 2025
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Crowley reels out of the Globe like a drunk. Every time he sees Aziraphale it's the same: Crowley loves him, Crowley wants him, Crowley goes off for a miserable wank afterward. Futile, infuriating. He doesn't feel miserable today. The lust is terrifying in its enormity, yes, but there's something else. Aziraphale looked at him like he was willing to be pleased. Like Crowley had pleased him.
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Aziraphale does not want to stamp out demonic thoughts tonight. He felt wicked from the moment he alighted in Paris, dressed in his finest, and understood the gravity of his erreur. Crowley turned up to rescue him like a hero in a fairy story, and Aziraphale simply could not keep his wickedness to himself. He flirted with Crowley, shamelessly. And it felt good. By which he meant, deliciously wrong.
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- Part 9 of Leaves of Grass
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25 Feb 2024
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Vine Slips of a Strange God by depraveddame, Zivilzz
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Jun 2024
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Father Aziraphale Fell is a haunted priest who has kindled a tentative friendship with landscape designer and gardener Anthony Crowley, who has been tending to his church’s neglected gardens— and that friendship has been mingled with a growing desire and longing since they met.
When the tantalizing gardener offhandedly mentions that his career isn’t exactly fruitful, Aziraphale offers to help him. Crowley, in response, jokingly mentions the concept of ‘sugaring’ to the priest, assuming he’d have no idea what he meant, but Aziraphale is full of many, many surprises.
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- Part 1 of Vine Slips
- Part 1 of A Labyrinth of Labyrinths
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Petrichor & Parchment by MrsNoggin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Dec 2019
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“Mr. Crowley, I presume?” Aziraphale asked in lieu of an introduction, which was not forthcoming. The guy hadn’t even removed his sunglasses. Oh God, he had a tattoo on his face. Aziraphale wasn’t one to judge, but… what kind of gardener had a snake tattoo on his face?
Now also available as a podfic from Literarion
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- Part 1 of Petrichor & Parchment
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09 Sep 2023