Retlasute
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In The Rich Man's World by Retlasute
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
06 Sep 2024
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You are the best archeologist the Speedwagon Foundation has ever hired. But you know that your intelligence and capacity are not the attributes that keep you in this very important position in the company. And your salary? It's not enough to pay to fix your Cadillac.
The last few months have been summed up in tracking eccentric phenomena of nature; as well as weekly receiving a batch of corpses hundreds of years old to analyze and deliver them to other departments of the Speedwagon Foundation. But the reasons for such an arduous and unique investment in research of Incorruptibility are still a mystery to you.
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- Part 1 of Dame or Witch, Everyone Needs a Cowboy
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Turbinio by Retlasute
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
30 Apr 2024
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You're a brilliant woman, and there is no doubt about it. Your herbal skills make you the best healer a traveler can find. To others, your life is a mystery and you're nothing more than a selfless foreign witch with a thick accent and flashy clothes.
There are also those who say that you're nothing but a charlatan.
But when rumors about a transcontinental race with a huge reward reached your ears, you didn't hesitate and headed straight to the dusty lands of San Diego to offer your somewhat esoteric services to the runners and spectators.
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- Part 2 of Dame or Witch, Everyone Needs a Cowboy
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Mother Nature's Bitch by Retlasute
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
02 Nov 2023
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You had always been used to dusty tracks and horse races, and you were a discordant note among the competitors, a rare and challenging sight, as the newspapers said. An intriguing, fearless rider, but one who had allowed time to distance you from the races.
The Steel Ball Run was a trigger that made you return to this world, although unprepared. Finding yourself with no time and no options, fate capriciously leads you to acquire a horse with no name, as obstinate and indifferent as you are.
Your intention, after all, was just to get the prize money and indulge in the adrenaline rush of racing. For you, the other competitors were nothing more than unpleasant rivals, all the same.
However, as capricious as ever, fate forces you to share a shelter with one of these unpleasant rivals.
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- Part 4 of Dame or Witch, Everyone Needs a Cowboy
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Change Partners by Retlasute
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
21 Aug 2023
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You didn't consider yourself to be a jealous or even vindictive person. But that didn't cross your mind when you saw Gyro reveling in the whims and attention of his fans and, huffing with rage, you went to the bar in search of something better than a bottle of whiskey.
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- Part 3 of Dame or Witch, Everyone Needs a Cowboy
Recent series
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Dame or Witch, Everyone Needs a Cowboy by Retlasute
Fandom ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
06 Sep 2024
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Let’s Do The Time Warp by papersiren
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
16 Mar 2022
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You’ve made many mistakes throughout life, living alone and investigating a noise in the early hours of the morning is just an example.
Bookmarked by Retlasute
06 Feb 2024
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Low & Slow by unapendejapromedio
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
22 Jul 2023
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En pleno 2023, tras la muerte de su colega más cercano y el aniversario de su primer año de divorcio, Valentina Sepulveda, una arqueóloga y antropóloga prodigio de veinticuatro años se resigna a dar clases en un colegio comunitario en Los Angeles, California. Aunque la paga es terrible, los impuestos agobiantes y los hombres irritantes, Valentina debate si un cambio de carrera es la elección correcta e incluso considera recorrer Estados Unidos de derecha a izquierda con Dulcinea, su Chevy Impala rosado del 64', para tragarse el luto y el mal de amores. Más no es necesario tomar decisiones. Aparentemente, Franz Ferdinand, su difunto colega y ex-geólogo de Speedwagon Foundation, decidió dejarle un estudio y el corazón de un santo como regalo dentro de su testamento.
Valentina se pregunta porque carajos los libros de historia están cambiando y porque ahora tiene una descendencia con el apellido Zeppeli.
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Todos los derechos reservados a Hirohiko Araki, el restos son personajes creados por su servidora *una pendeja* promedio.
Bookmarked by Retlasute
23 Jul 2023
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Secrets I've held in my heart by hanjislovemylove
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
17 Jun 2023
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Gyro immediately caught the sight of you walking, and honestly, he zoned out looking at you. How could he not? You were his partner and you looked beautiful in every single way he could imagine. Even from far away he could notice the two necklaces that you wore nearly every single day, along with that ring that adorned your index finger. Gosh, everything about you drives him crazy. Which is exactly why he didn’t notice the street sign that was in front of him, only noticing when he felt something hit his head.
Bookmarked by Retlasute
18 Jun 2023
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Fair Trade — SBR by HimawarisAcc
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
04 Jun 2023
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Literally just a SBR story filled with (angst and a mc of this story that uses humor) way too often for serious situations while riding on a horse and fighting bad guys —
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Name tries to win the race so she can pay off her sick brother's medicine, but ends up getting caught in other things and pays the price for it.
Bookmarked by Retlasute
05 Jun 2023
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adventures in braiding by lysglimt
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
01 May 2023
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You help Gyro beat the desert heat by braiding his hair, inadvertently creating a monster in the process.
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01 May 2023