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    “Um, so, how do you want me?” she asks.

    Mira raises an eyebrow and Zoey bites her lip.

    “For the massage,” Rumi amends, flustered.

    “From behind,” Mira says, and Zoey elbows her.

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    the rumi spitroast fic

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    20 Feb 2026

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    Not that she had applied for a transfer purely to increase her chances of getting laid, but her time at private university had been pretty stifling in more than a couple of ways. Between not being able to study what she wanted (fashion design and marketing) and her old roommate (homophobic), Mira had found her best option was to piss off her parents (nothing new) and enroll elsewhere for her second year.

    In any case, she had just spent all night at the orientation mixer hitting on a girl who turned out to be straight, and now she’s in bed, alone, still a little buzzed from the free beer, convinced that everyone on campus is getting laid tonight except for her.

    So. Laptop out, headphones on out of habit, Mira tipsily browses for some porn.

    pathetic lonely lovergirl Mira spends several months watching two faceless strangers on the internet having soft, giggly, intimate sex and becomes utterly smitten. what might happen if she coincidentally became friends with them irl? (threesomes. threesomes is what happens) aka the zoerumi camgirl au

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    20 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    After watching how much fun Rumi and Zoey have had on their "hunts", Mira decides to join the game but with her own rules

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    05 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 37

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    “We could always try smashing the plaster-”

    “You want to explain that one to Bobby?”

    Silence.

    “We could lube you up and slip you out?”

    “With what?!”

    Rumi folds her arms and scowls and watches as Zoey bites her lip, clearly trying not to giggle.

    “I don’t know…soap? Coconut oil? That would be suuuper good for your skin…Oh! What about actual lube?”

    Mira pops her head round the corner of the door frame.

    “You are not using that new bottle of lube I bought, it was expensive.” She tosses her hair over her shoulder as she slips out of sight. “Imported from Sweden.”

    And then she goes right back to massaging Rumi’s thighs.

    Zoey just rolls her eyes.

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    Rumi tries to teleport and gets stuck in a wall. Hilarity and lesbian sex ensues.

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    02 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    For the past five seasons, Rumi has taken this trip with the intent of helping her adopted mother tend to her flock of sheep. The usual rotation of ranch hands were unreliable during the summer as most of them migrated into the city to make and save up more money that'll get them through the winter. Rumi, meanwhile, made a point of doing the opposite, and she was far better off for it, or so she thought.

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    A Rumira rancher au

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    01 Feb 2026

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    An instropective story