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“Like actually? You’ve never done this before?”
Tim looked at him incredulously. "Why would I go around murdering people?"
"I'm-, I feel like you're way too calm about this."
He shrugged. "I dissociate. It's a skill."
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Jason planned on killing the new Robin. Jason didn't kill the new Robin. He's not really mad about it.(the tower confrontation and its consequences)
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- Part 1 of The birds are singing
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Hard Cash, Hard Liquor, and Hard Candies: The Crime Alley Grannies by cookie_rock
Fandoms: Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), DCU (Comics), Red Hood: Lost Days, Batman (Comics)
04 Jul 2025
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They know everything that happens in Crime Alley.
EVERYTHING.
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Tim took over, “By rewriting certain protocols over time. Tuning comms, rerouting feedback, muting unnecessary noises.”
Steph blinked, “Muting?”
Barbara’s fingers paused over her keys, “Like, fight noises or background conversations if you need to focus on something else. It shouldn’t mute anything important.”
Shouldn’t is always the keyword, Jason thinks grimly.
Or: A new AI system is put into the comms. It doesn't like Jason.
BW365 challenge - 179 - Interface
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Relax in Peace by Dark_Nymphs_translates (Dunkle_Nymphen)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Hood: Lost Days
31 Jul 2022
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Jason Todd rises from the dead and no longer knows who he is. Without further ado, he builds a new life for himself.
Years later, Dick Grayson gets caught in the crossfire at his job with the BPD.
Somehow the events are connected.or: Jason Todd as nurse and Dick Grayson as his patient.
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Jason doesn’t involve his family in his turf wars. He’s still Red Hood, still doesn’t regret the lives he’s taken. But that doesn’t mean he has to remind his family of vigilantes that he’s a drug lord–aka the sort of person they usually take off the streets.
Luckily for him, his family involves themselves anyway.
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- Part 2 of batsib protection squad (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)
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Jason is only at this gala so that he can make $20,000 by pretending to be some rich asshole's son.
He didn't account for the Wayne kids.
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- Part 3 of batsib protection squad (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)
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Strategy #448: Get someone in his family to kill him.
Or: On the four hundredth and forty-seventh cycle, Tim breaks free of the time loop...without realizing it.
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A new form of Joker gas at a gala provokes Bruce Wayne into killing his son’s murderer.
Jason Todd, newly returned to Gotham and trying to figure out how to make that everyone’s problem, watches his plan for retribution fall apart on live television.
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Batman is Bruce Wayne.
But inside Bruce's mind, Batman and Bruce are two distinct, completely separate personalities.
They are designed that way on purpose.
It's not a disguise or an act, but a deliberate psychological dissection, where Batman is one autonomous entity, a rigid justice mechanism, and Bruce Wayne is another, the civilian, the social, the one who reasons differently and makes decisions that Batman cannot.
It is a single person with two functional minds, one who lives for duty and another who lives to protect what he loves at all costs, without rules.
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Come home, son by ruesmorgue
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
24 Jul 2025
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The events of Batman: Under The Red Hood, but a little different. A little bit of a darker Batman, one more willing to bend his rules to bring his boy home.
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As he finishes sanding off the sides, Bruce is fairly certain that most parents have never built a boat with their youngest as a form of father-son bonding time with the end goal of having it sunk by his four mer children and their two mer friends as enrichment. However, when Clark puts the boat on the surface of the tank and the mers all swim up to investigate it, Bruce thinks that they should.
Or sometimes being a good parent involves accidentally training your mer children in the most efficient ways to destroy boats.
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- Part 4 of MerMay 2023 & 2024
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A Jay Lands on the Porch by EventualToast
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
13 Aug 2025
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Jason Todd is kidnapped by an assassin, bundled in the back of a plane and shipped across the country to be left on the porch of a baffled escaped convict. Somehow, this is only the beginning of his story.
Meanwhile Bruce Wayne wonders why his ex keeps leaving him random orphans.
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- Part 4 of Bruce Wayne's Home for Almost Heroes
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A Dead Bird on the Doorstep by EventualToast
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
13 May 2025
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On the one-year anniversary of Bruce leaving the LOA, he discovers that he might not have an option but to trust Ollie. There’s a child’s corpse pinned to Bruce’s porch.
Or sometimes the skeletons falling out of the closet is part of redemption.
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- Part 3 of Bruce Wayne's Home for Almost Heroes
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I, ___________________________, hereby acknowledge that this form represents my wishes should I contract phytoaphrodisiac-induced delirium (hereafter referred to as “PAID”) during engagements with or while apprehending Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley (“Poison Ivy”).
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The bats have a sex pollen release form. Because of course they do.
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How not to be an ableist asshole by DespairBunny for Acin_Grayson
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
30 Aug 2022
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Damian said something not so nice about his father and Jason is having none of it. Therefore, the kid would have to listen to hours of a very important presentation on how to respect differences
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Jason Todd Wants to Punch Ableists (and Maybe Himself Too) by orphan_account
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
21 Apr 2025
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Jason Todd with Hypermobility and Chronic Pain has to use Mobility Aids.
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There are many reasons why Roy's hair is the hottest thing literally ever. There is an equal amount of reasons why it is the worst thing to ever happen to Jason and a plague upon his home.
He's let it grow out considerably since they first started dating. Jason couldn't remember the last time it was shorter than his jaw, but these days it reached his shoulders with ease.
It was gorgeous. And so fucking annoying.
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Favour by meaninglessblah
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
17 Mar 2025
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Harvey gets a late night phone call from Jason in need of a favour.
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Six-year-old Dick Grayson was crouched on the edge of the roof, holding a half-eaten churro like a grappling hook, cape flapping in the wind.
“I’m on patrol,” Dick said seriously. “Crime never sleep.”
Jason walked slowly toward him, hands raised like approaching a wild animal. “Neither do I, apparently.”
Dick pointed dramatically at a raccoon in the alley. “Suspicious activity. He stole that hot dog.”
Jason glanced at the raccoon, who hissed.
He sighed. “You’re not wrong. But you’re grounded.”
“I’m Batman. Batman is never grounded.”
Jason pinched the bridge of his nose. “I raised a menace.”
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The Merits of Defenestration as an Escape Method by orphan_account
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
13 Jun 2024
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Steph yells at Tim for leaving her out of the loop. Tim's more concerned with why Cass thinks he and Jason are actually in a relationship.
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