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    Flambae, annoyed with SDN’s bullshit, tries to drown his frustration at Crypto, where he meets a new sharp-tongued bartender who manages to get under his skin... in the best way. The problem? He is starting to fall for him. And even worse... he is falling for a damn normie. And it’s driving him crazy!
    A small au with Flambert as the end goal, where Robert was never recruited by SDN, so he needed to adapt to his new life.

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    13 Jan 2026

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    What it says on the tin. Me playing around with Flambert in every dynamic combo possible. (Plus whatever omegaverse y'all want to see.)

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    07 Jan 2026

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    One of the main characters - the only surviving witness to a murder - has just woken from a coma. Not only is she entirely cognizant, but the first thing that the subtitles say she asks for is a lawyer.

    “What are you fucking giggling about?”

    The other person that’s been paying attention is Flambae. He’s right next to Robert on the couch, his arm slung over the top behind his head. One foot is propped up on the other knee, also pointing towards Robert, which has him caged in the corner by the arm rest. It’s probably some fucked-up power move. Robert has been ignoring it just to spite him.

    “It’s just not how comas work,” Robert shrugs.

    “Right, and you know because you’re a fucking doctor,” Flambae quips back.

    “I know because I was in one, asshole.”

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    During a quiet night in, Robert realizes that his coma and injuries aren't common knowledge among Z-Team.

    Most of them take the information in stride with jokes aplenty.

    Flambae does not.

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    26 Dec 2025

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    “Robert, don’t look, but there’s a group of weirdos over by the window who bet me that I couldn’t get the number of, and I quote, ‘that gloomy twink at the bar’.”

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    Z-Team unknowingly sends Robert’s ex to flirt with him, not knowing they already know each other, and Robert is all too happy to play along if it means his ex will split his winnings with him. But damn, when did the bar get so hot? Couldn’t have anything to do with Flambae looking like he’s five seconds from lunging over the table and killing someone, right?

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    05 Dec 2025

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    Now that they knew Robert was Mecha Man, a lot of things started to make sense.

    (5 times the Z-Team saw the mecha in the man, and 1 time they saw the man in the mecha.)

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    29 Nov 2025