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  1. Public Bookmark 56

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    “I am Baron. I am Pantera.” Prowl growled. Jazz’s engine hitched at the exclamation. “I am the ruler of Praxus. I enforce the law-”

    Jazz couldn’t help but scoff. “No, you enforce your will.”

    Prowl paused, cocking his helm at Jazz. “Is there a difference?”

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    12 Feb 2026

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    Jazz is separated from the others; Optimus has lost his memory; Prowl is battling down virus-ridden dysphoria. The once proud Cybertronian species is now a collection of confused, mind-wiped technorganics, taken as slave labor by Quintesson invaders.

    If only there was some kind of (in-)famous revolutionary lurking around who might have the right force of personality and sheer stubbornness to lead their people in a slave revolt...

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    04 May 2025

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    Holy fuck I wasn't able to put this book down

    Left off on chapter 167

  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    "You've really never done this before?"

    Prowl shakes his helm.

    "That's okay. I'll show you."

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    When Prowl is asked to try spiking, he is faced with the realization that Jazz might be the first bot who ever cared to ask.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    Dear Noventa,

    It should perhaps come as no surprise that I have met with failure. The original endeavor was noble and just in its undertaking - to observe and advise on human rights and the rules of warfare as agreed to by the collaborative War Tribunal that bears your honorable name.

    The man known only as the Red Knight, as you know, has a terrible reputation and often engages in "total war" against the citizens of a place. However, his employers declared to us their intentions to adhere to the War Tribunal’s more humane principles even as they sent him in pursuit of war against the Sanq Kingdom. Yes, though the endeavor was sound, and the choice in advisor from the Tribunal was equally sensible - I find myself, instead, a prisoner.

    I am not ill-treated. On occasion, the Knight still finds amusement in humoring me with an audience. He seems to make a sport of ignoring all of my advice. Even worse, he declared the young Peacecraft Queen his hostage!

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    05 Feb 2026

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    A series of stories exploring an AU of Kung Fu Panda. Tigress and Po meet much earlier than in canon, and form a friendship that helps the both of them improve as students and as people. Written mostly on impulse. Updates whenever I can make them.

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