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  1. Public Bookmark 32

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    Vox’s gaze turned calculating. “How much do you already know about video surveillance?”

    Husk smirked at him from around his cigar. “Enough.”

    “I didn’t take you for the technology type.”

    Uh huh. “You done?”

    Vox pursed his lips. “I’m guessing if you weren’t interested, you would’ve ended this conversation five minutes ago.”

    “Maybe. Or maybe I just like watchin’ people who think they’re smarter than me squirm.”

    Rather than throw a hissy fit like he expected, a slow, shark-like grin came to Vox’s face. “I can respect that.”

    “That don’t sound like an apology.”

    “I’m not going to apologize for trying to use my expertise to my advantage.”

    Sure, he said it with his whole chest, but Husk was good at picking up on all the shit people didn’t say. The guy had a better poker face than most, but despite his TV bits, he had pheromones and tells like everyone else.

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    New-to-Hell Vox proposes a deal to Overlord Husk. He gets far more than he bargained for.

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    09 Nov 2025

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    Charlie has a brilliant new idea on how to help sinners stay on the path to redemption!

    Alastor is very amused by her idea, until she decides to apply it to him.

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    07 Jun 2025

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    Jed stumbles across a stack of unsent/unfinished love letters from Octavius to an unknown person in the museum. Jed sets out to find out who. Not because he’s jealous. No, not all.

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    18 Apr 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 33

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    Prompt 1: Fingering

    Damned if he was going to let someone turn him into a trophy to be claimed, weakened as he was. He felt like a newborn fawn some days after that pompous angel had defeated him. Watching from the shadows as the same angel grew so rabid when Lucifer brought up sleeping with his wives- so much rage from something millenia ago-

    So, Vox.

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    21 Aug 2024

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    Alastor's return to the Hazbin Hotel is met with extremely varied levels of excitement. Some residents are thrilled to see him; some are decidedly not. He aims to reenter the scene seamlessly, but a one-off Loan Shark with a vendetta and a blade is more than happy to throw a wrench into the Radio Demon's plans.

    With a potentially lethal wound, Alastor has no choice. It's time to get help from the same group of misfits he keeps almost dying for.

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    19 Feb 2024

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    Trigger Warning: Passive suicide attempt
    Alastor's hanging out on the roof of a building as the extermination clock counts down. Vox puts everything between them aside to coax him back down from the ledge.
    (Hurt/Comfort Fic, Present Tense)

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    10 Feb 2024

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    Vox has always had an obsession with Alastor--much to the Radio Demon's ire and amusement. But Alastor discovers how he might be able to use this obsession to manipulate his everlasting rival, by using the utterly unexpected coming from him: seduction. Oh, this should be very entertaining . . .

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    16 Jan 2024

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    Geralt has never had the chance to choose before, and now it's being given, he doesn't know how. How to say no to one, and yes to another, rather than yes to both.

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    11 Feb 2023

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    From doodles to sketches to full-page drawings, he finds his own face in Geralt’s notebook over and over again. He plays his lute, or sings. He leans against a tree. In a couple, he’s asleep - and those make a painful ache flare in his chest.

    Geralt gets hurt. Jaskier is forced to look in his notebook to find out how he can help him - something he promised himself he wouldn't do. What he finds in there - dozens of sketches of his own face - makes him wonder how Geralt really feels about him.

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    07 Feb 2023

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    Geralt is what Jaskier cheerfully describes as "forever years old" when he discovers that okay, maybe he is just the littlest bit affected by… actually he’s not sure what one would call this. He’s not even sure if it’s specifically what was said or just the act of being spoken to like a person in a vulnerable moment. Either way, it’s more than a little unexpected, but that’s not actually the problem. After all, everyone finds themselves unraveled by something a little unorthodox now and again, and in the grand scheme of things, this isn’t really all that weird.

    No. The problem is that he learns it at exactly the same time Jaskier does, and it would be embarrassing enough if the bard were just some accidental bystander. But no, Geralt couldn’t get that lucky either. It’s very definitely in response to Jaskier and that is nothing short of mortifying. Whatever longing Geralt might privately harbor, Jaskier has never given any indication that it might be a mutual feeling, and so their companionship is very definitely not Like That.

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    03 Feb 2023

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    The thing is, he’s seen Geralt in a bad way. Even the witcher can’t always avoid injury in his line of work, and so Jaskier has plenty of practice patching him up. But this is new, and it makes something awful and anxious twist in Jaskier’s stomach.

     

    A contract goes wrong leaving Geralt captive and stripped of most of his senses by the time Jaskier gets to him.

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    28 Jan 2023

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    It’s during an upbeat evening on his second night with a rowdy crowd that the unexpected happens. The door to the tavern bangs open, hitting the wall with a crack, and in staggers a sopping wet figure with two sword hilts poking over his shoulder and the head of a royal wyvern clutched in his fist.

    “Killed your dragon,” the figure rasps, and if his silhouette in the doorway wasn’t enough to give him away, Jaskier would recognize that rough voice anywhere.

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    Five times Jaskier observed a certain Witcher's senses in action, and one time his own were indulged.

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    26 Jan 2023

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    "One slip, one little moment when he’d let his guard down, believed for just one second that someone in this miserable town didn’t immediately hate him, and now here he was, sitting beaten and filthy in the rain-soaked street while some stuck-up fool paraded around him like it was some act of great skill and bravery to swing a hammer at a man’s head when his back was turned."
    An easy hunt turns into a nightmare when Geralt is caught and tortured by a hateful village a full two weeks' journey from where he was supposed to meet up with Jaskier. Lots of villager-on-witcher violence, capable and feral Jaskier to the rescue, and some emotional breakdowns (and growth) along the way!

    Can be a continuation from Shadow of Death (in a nebulous pre-Ciri, post-mountain, Adventure Bros dimension) or standalone

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    18 Jan 2023

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    ---or---

    "Five times Geralt was left for dead, and one time Jaskier came to save him."

    In which Geralt encounters suspicion, cruelty, fear, deception, and betrayal as a solitary witcher, but later learns that the love of a friend is stronger than them all.

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    11 Jan 2023

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    Donnie’s eyes widen — his heart skips a beat.
     
    squelchhh. squelchhh. squelchhh.

    The docks grow dangerously quiet and still.

    No one dares to speak or breathe.

    Then, he screams.

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    fic takes place during and after Many Unhappy Returns.

    orignally wrote a little drabble one night and it grew into this beast.

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    17 Dec 2022

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    The image of the buzzsaw flashed in Donnie’s head. The way it scraped and scraped against his plastron, when the uncomfortable fear turned into actual, blinding agony-

    “Yeah,” Donnie said. One hand moved to cover the scratch, but Leo, as always, moved faster and snagged his wrist. “But I’ve been patching myself up, I don’t need your help.”

    I don’t deserve your help, he did not say. Because they all knew, deep down, that Donatello provided a few useful gizmos, but it was outweighed by his constant mistakes and misadventures. All his brothers knew it, he didn’t have to say so.

    ———

    After the events of Smart Lair, where Donnie has been hurt, he tries to hide in the bathroom and handle everything himself.

    His brothers have other ideas.

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    11 Dec 2022

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    Donnie sent everything he could at the Shredder. He was tired of this monster hurting his brothers, his family. He thought if he could just throw everything, and he meant everything, at him that it would finally fall beneath his powerful scientific creations. He was so sure of himself too.

    But his tech did absolutely nothing. He did absolutely nothing.

    (Set right after Many Unhappy Returns, cause you know, there are so many fics about this already, what's one more)

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    10 Dec 2022

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    “You alright?”

    Mikey’s looking at him. His eyes are searching, scanning him up and down, like a watchdog. Donnie’s in the middle of getting to his feet to work, and he can’t possibly open up to him. It’s stupid. Irrational. Deplorable.

    Donnie offers back a pathetic grin. “I’m fine.” The words are quick, seamless. Mikey smiles something bright at him, the answer giving no one anything to think about, nothing to consider. Mikey is busy, busy like Donnie is, and he can’t bring himself to throw another thing onto the youngest brother.

    He feels his shell pounding. Flesh ticking like clockwork. There’s no pain, not yet, just brass bright growing stains in his flawless techwear. No one notices.

    Good. He’s got a lot of work to do.

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    Or, in which Donnie is a worker first and a person second.

    (Or, in which Donnie convinces himself he is nothing more than a robot. He’ll work through the pain, work through the slashes on his shell, work through the migraines. His brothers, however, won’t stand for that…

    …If they catch onto it, that is.)

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    09 Dec 2022

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    Unexpectedly, Donnie doesn't die, which is also something he wasn't prepared for.

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    01 Dec 2022

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    "EAT SCIENCE!”

    There it is, the whirl in his gut that shots through his chest like static electricity, shoving out the neutral and replacing it with a buzz that feels so right. His neutral mood is comfortable and normal, but this is- dare he say it- exhilarating.

    Pride joins the buzz as his weapons zoom at Shredder in a flurry of glorious explosions, not one of the missing their mark.

    The brilliance of the buzz vanishes when Shredder tackles each one of them, ruthlessly tearing them to pieces before his eyes. His babies are nothing more than metal and wires, dead before they had a chance to truly live. A stunned confusion takes over as he watches the armored claws slash through the drill like it was nothing, destroying the masterpiece that he'd spent months working tirelessly on.

     

    -wait. No, this is wrong- this is wrong-

     

    Shredder turns his attention to him and it occurs to Donnie that now there's nothing keeping the raging beast from doing the exact same thing to him.

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    29 Nov 2022

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