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“Don’t stand in the way, new guy. Wouldn’t want to mess up that pretty face. No newbie shaped pancakes on my watch, no siree.” Eddie put his hand on Steve’s shoulder and seemed to study him.
The interaction left him frozen, and Steve realized that his face must’ve been red, because when Robin finally came around the corner, she asked him why he looked like a tomato. He shook his head and refused to explain.
“Seems like you just met a certain someone,” Robin said speculatively, eyebrows raised.
Steve could not, would not satisfy her with an answer, so he simply walked to the break room and sat down, releasing a mortified groan into his hands.
Eddie thought he had a pretty face.
or: a slow burn grocery store au where Steve Harrington is running from his past in Hawkins, Eddie is in an abusive relationship, and Robin and the rest of the store are along for the ride
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There is a brief fear, every time he looks at the pills, about what it will feel like to be numb. What it will be to be an empty shell, put back into the earth. What it will be to be nothing.
What this room will be, without his presence. What will those pictures on the wall resemble? Will they stay the same? Will the walls be different without him to ruin them?
or: sherlock is depressed (it doesnt end well)
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- Part 2 of sherlock bazinga
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Who had they been without each other? That Patroclus would never come to know was Achilles' only ambition and the only important promise he would never break. It was true. Patroclus would never live to know what he would be without Achilles. He swayed as the wind in Achilles' gaze and felt the true calamity of the possibility of death to ever separate them.
The gods chided them from above and fate would soon take its turn as always, but for then it was heaven. For mere, small moments of love, Patroclus thought it was heaven.
Or: a 3+1 but I wrote it so long ago i forgot what it was supposed to be
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Sherlock loves John.
And that’s exactly why he can’t tell him.
He loves him like nothing else, knows the innermost of his emotional heart.
And yet he knows John does not fully know his.
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- Part 1 of sherlock bazinga
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Nausea dissipates in his stomach as Wilbur slides the switchblade back into his pocket and surveys the landscape.
Bare trees shake when a chill cuts through the open air, they sway as brown leaves skitter on the blank concrete.
He looks down at the sidewalk, blotted with drops of blood like a seep-through gauze. He almost heaves, but instead it comes out a sharp breath. The mutilated corpse is finally still, it does not stir or thrash like it was and seems now to be eerily silent, leaving Wilbur as he was before. The only living man left on the roads of destruction.or: Wilbur and Quackity, in the wreck of civilization, find normalcy in each other
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tntduo because my soul is rotting at a very high speed by Ranbootslol
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Star Wars - All Media Types, Video Blogging RPF
15 Jul 2024
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The Harrowing Implications of Being One Limb Away from Becoming a Snake by TechnoCheese
Fandoms: House M.D.
03 Oct 2025
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“Oh, House,” Wilson gasps.
House bristles at the stricken tone, even as his cheeks warm with his friend’s concern. He just knows Wilson is giving him that stupid kicked puppy look, and it’s a shame he has no cane to smack it off his face.
Still, he agrees with the sentiment. ‘Oh, House,’ indeed. Even in his current state, the raw implications of two broken arms on a cripple are harrowing.
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drawing constellations across your face by NotYoursNotMine
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
17 Feb 2026
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Steve finds that the only thing worse than wanting to kill yourself- is trying to kill yourself, and failing.
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In which Eddie wants nothing more than to give Steve the gentle kindness he deserves.
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Apparently, when given the ability to feel comfortable about it, Steve was clingy as fuck. He was all wandering hands and his cheek on Eddie’s shoulder and hips pressed into hips and lingering looks and those horrible jock hugs with the slap on the back at the end and, and - Eddie felt like dying.
“I feel like I’m dying, Robin,” Eddie whines; rubbing his hands down his face.
“You’re so dramatic,” Robin says with an eye roll so powerful he’s surprised she doesn’t fall over by sheer force.
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After everything with Billy Hargrove, the upside down, and torturous Russians, Steve just wants somebody to love him. Ideally his parents.
But what Steve forgets is there are a whole lot of people who do love him.
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10 Jan 2026
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First fic of the stranger things fandom to make me cry, major achievement! Keep the good stuff coming author, love this to bits it makes me insane ahdjsjfdjcj
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The mortifiying ordeal of forgetting you're not actually dating your roommate by Quine
Fandoms: House M.D.
25 Jul 2025
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He’s sharing a condo. With House.
And as a man in his forties, employed as the head of the oncology department, James should easily be able to afford an apartment on his own.
Yet he lives with House, who is also a doctor and department head, respectively, and likely also gets paid the salary of a person leading a department. Meaning he could also comfortably live on his own.
Which would indicate that they chose to live together.
But there’s really no reason at all for James to live with another person, unless…
Unless he’s in a relationship with said person.
Or: James Wilson wakes up in the hospital, thinking he's happily married to Sam in the year 1990, only to learn that he is suffering from retrograde amnesia.
Turns out it's 2010, he's divorced thrice over and shares a condo with a man.
What follows is a sexuality crisis of epic proportions, Wilson trying to deal with sharing his space with House and coming to terms with the fact that maybe, just maybe, he's is in love with the obnoxious, grizzly man.
And then his memories return.
James Wilson is utterly fucked.
(All credit for the starting premise goes to The Tap Dancing Doctor by PrikintheTurdis)