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    The ghosts of Hermione’s past have risen, and they carry with them a message: Come home, come home, to where it all began. Driven to the cusp of sanity by a curse without a name, Hermione has no choice but to obey.

    It’s silent as the grave in Wiltshire, and the manor stands nearly empty save for a dying woman and her reclusive son. But something stirs in Malfoy Manor that shouldn’t be there. Something with teeth.

    And when she walks at night, she doesn't walk alone.

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    17 Nov 2024

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    Pansy Parkinson has a Pavlovian response to men in suspenders.

    Scratch that.

    Pansy Parkinson has a Pavlovian response to Neville Longbottom in suspenders.

    or: the one where Pansy just wants to rip off Neville's clothes, but his delicious body isn't the only thing he's hiding underneath those suspenders.

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    14 Aug 2024

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    You have been invited for a controlled viewing.

    Our displays are to be played with, observed, or in some cases, bid upon. It will do all to remember our pieces are living, breathing works of art. Treat them as such.

    (or, Aleksander receives an invitation to an elite sex club. their tastes are...specific.)

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    04 Dec 2023

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    An accident involving a quidditch bat has Draco Malfoy wishing tragic and irreversible misfortune on Blaise Zabini. But he'll leave St Mungo's with far more than just a healed nose; a newly acquired Godmother, an affinity for mince pies, and an inconvenient attraction to a certain Healer, to name just three.

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    03 Dec 2023

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    Granger,
    Why does everyone think we’re dating?
    –Draco

    I’m handling it.
    –Hermione

    That doesn’t answer my question.

    Hermione starts a rumour, and Draco winds up with a pretend girlfriend. And when they break up, they can't help but get back together again, and again, and again.

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    22 Oct 2023