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    “So...” Stefan dragged out before grinning sharply, “How’s Nico and Will doin’?”

    The effect was almost instantaneous. Most of them groaned, a few of them squealed, and others, like Sophia, only groaned and buried their face in a pillow.

    Because, as they all perfectly knew, Will and Nico were perfect for each other. Will was the last person Nico talked to every night (they had spies, and they knew everything). They surprised each other with their favorite treats (fruity twizzlers and mcdonalds), and they could always tell what kind of mood the other was in, just by the first few words in their sentence. Nico knew how Will preferred his omelets, and the fact that Will could eat breakfast for every meal. Will knew Nico's favorite firework.

    But they are absolutely, totally, completely not dating.

    And the Aphrodite cabin is having none of that.

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    It wasn’t that Crowley didn’t trust Aziraphale. That wasn’t it in the slightest.
    No, it was Gabriel he didn’t trust.
    And he had every reason not to.

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    Gabriel, lying about having amnesia, attacks Crowley in the bookshop. Unfortunately for him, he forgot Aziraphale was once a Guardian.

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    Detective Inspector Crowley is 99.999 percent sure that Aziraphale Fell is a serial killer.
    The trouble is only that the remaining 0.001 percent are deeply in love with the man…
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    In which there is A Murder - rather a lot of them, actually - A Marriage Proposal - just the one - and True Love - whose course runs less not-smooth than it takes a sharp left turn, loops a couple times, and doubles back on itself, before crashing straight into a wall.
    (Don't mind the metaphor. It still ends well. Promise.)

     

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    A truly malicious smile graces Sandalphon's ruddy features. He turns to leave, then comes back dragging a squirming, trussed up figure... Amber eyes flashing angrily...

    Aziraphale feels his blood freeze and shatter. The incriminating photos – six thousand years of alternate rendezvous points and precautionary measures wasted – fall to the immaculate floor, but the scream that rips from his throat would have been evidence enough.

    "CROWLEY!"

    Or -- Heaven investigates the back channels a little earlier than intended, and offers the traitorous Principality of the Eastern Gate an ultimatum: find the Antichrist, or watch the demon die.

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    “Hello, demon,” said the angel coolly, tilting his head to one side and grinning broadly in a crude imitation of Aziraphale’s warm, comforting smile – and it took Crowley perhaps half of a second to decide in certainty that this angel was absolutely not Aziraphale.

    Two hundred and seventy-three days.

    That was how long it had been since Crowley had seen Aziraphale, how long it had been since the angel had left him, how long it had been since he had yanked the angel into that horrible, awful, desperate kiss, a plea disguised as an act of undying love.

    And now, on the two hundred and seventy-fourth night, he finally reunited with . . . someone. Someone who looked like Aziraphale, and sounded like Aziraphale, but was – and Crowley knew this with every fiber of his trembling being – not his angel.

    Crowley isn’t the only one who needs saving.

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