PunsBulletsAndPointyThings
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Something About Odd Friendships by PunsBulletsAndPointyThings for the_dragongirl
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Temeraire - Naomi Novik
15 Oct 2023
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“Oh no,” Ratthi said, raising a hand to his mouth to cover a laugh, “They’re at it again.”
A Temeraire Au.
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Family Gatherings by PunsBulletsAndPointyThings
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
31 May 2019
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Opening the door, Obi-Wan realized immediately, was absolutely a mistake. If he hadn’t, he could have gone about his day in peaceful bliss, could have gone back to bed, and remained blessedly unaware of…whatever…this…was…
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The One That Got Away by PunsBulletsAndPointyThings
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
03 Feb 2019
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Qui-Gon really hadn't expected much when he agreed to go out for a drink with Micah and Tahl a few months after his Knighting. Really.
But the Force had other ideas.
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ἈΓΆΠΗ ΑΙΏΙΟΣ (Agápe Aiόnios) by PunsBulletsAndPointyThings
Fandoms: Greek and Roman Mythology, Hellenistic Religion & Lore
12 Jan 2018
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The Ghosts of Luke Skywalker by PunsBulletsAndPointyThings
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
25 Dec 2017
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Luke is tired; tired of fighting for the galaxy, tired of sacrificing his family, tired of /fighting/ his family, and his fight with Kylo leaves him drained.
However, the Force is not quite finished with Luke Skywalker just yet. So it sends some help.
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Force Freaks by Dr_Fumbles_McStupid, flamethrower, GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets), KeeperofSeeds, LaceFedora, Meggory, PunsAndBulletsAndPointyThings, PunsBulletsAndPointyThings, sanerontheinside, TariCalmcacil, the_dragongirl
Fandom Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Star Wars - All Media Types
24 Jan 2017
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Welcome to force freaks, the twice monthly podcast with poplitealqueen, Punsbulletsandpointythings, LaceFedora, and Dr.FumblesMcStupid
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How Jedi Mourn by PunsBulletsAndPointyThings
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
09 Jul 2016
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They don't.
Until they can't help it.
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Sansûkh: The Appendices by determamfidd, jeza_red, PunsBulletsAndPointyThings, Setari, slimygreenfrog, the_dragongirl, TheSansukhEnsemble, voxmyriad
Fandom Sansukh - Fandom, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
21 Aug 2021
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Internet Friends AU by PunsBulletsAndPointyThings
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
28 Sep 2017
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Rex/Obi-Wan Week 2016 by PunsBulletsAndPointyThings
Fandom Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Rebels, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
27 May 2016
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"Fucking moron." Cliff mutters. "Who doesn't like eating pussy? Well. I mean." He darts a glance out of the corner of his eye.
Rozanov chuckles into the mouth of his beer. "Marley, you know how much pussy I've eaten?"
"I just meant--I wasn't trying to be insensitive. I know Hollander's gay."
"Mm. True, Shane would cry." He tilts his beer into his mouth then, so Cliff almost doesn't hear him say, "Different for him with cock, though."
Cliff laughs. "You're a fuckin' dog, Rozy."
"Whaaat? I'm just saying, my husband? Fucking lo-o-ves to suck cock. Loves it."Cliff is just trying to be a good friend. He's not realizing anything about himself at all.
Bookmarked by PunsBulletsAndPointyThings
17 Feb 2026
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a sound is still a sound around no one by dykeries
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Feb 2026
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Shane lifts one eyelid again to look at Rozanov. His eyes are red-rimmed. Like he’s been crying. “Why…why aren’t you in Boston?”
Rozanov’s brow furrows. “Why would I be in Boston?”
“You, you’re captain. Raiders. Boston.”
The room is silent except for the beeping of monitors.
In 2023, Shane takes a bad hit on the ice. When he wakes up, the last thing he remembers is a tuna melt.
There’s a lot to get used to.
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16 Feb 2026
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“Oh my god,” the intruder says, voice coming faster and higher-pitched. “Shane, what the fuck? Oh my god.”
“Eeleeyah, come to my cottage,” Ilya mocks, voice muffled by Shane’s skin. “Don’t go to Russia. Come to my house instead. Is so private. No one will know…we will be completely alone. Together.”
“Oh my god, is that Ilya Rozanov?” the intruder yelps like he's about to start hyperventilating. “Why is Ilya Rozanov half-naked in our kitchen, Shane?”
“Okay, I know how this looks,” Shane tells Ilya, “But I mean, technically, we are still alone. Together.”
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At the cottage, Shane and Ilya meet eighteen year old Shane Hollander. This is really only a surprise for one of them. Everyone handles it as well as can be expected.
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- Part 3 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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Bookmarked by PunsBulletsAndPointyThings
15 Feb 2026
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The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed.
Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.
Reentry is harder than expected.
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- Part 8 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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Bookmarked by PunsBulletsAndPointyThings
15 Feb 2026
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Staying In by Pickle_Chips
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Jan 2026
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“… they said you were playing more like Shane Hollander.” Shane grinned at him. He knew baiting him would work better if he didn’t look smug about it. But he also knew Ilya was hot-headed enough it wouldn’t really matter.
Ilya narrowed his eyes. He spied the trap. His words had a little grit to them. “Oh, I cannot make a play without learning from you? I forgot in Russian Hockey we just beat each other to death with sticks.”
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Even though they’re committed now, Shane can’t help riling Ilya about how he's ‘boring' now too.
Bookmarked by PunsBulletsAndPointyThings
15 Feb 2026