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    Bilbo Baggins wanted nothing more than the chance to try again.
    Perhaps, in hindsight, he should have been more specific about how.

    (Rewrite of original fic, first posted in 2013)

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    06 Sep 2017

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    No ending but still one of my favorite Hobbit stories of all time.

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    Roxanne desperately needs a date to her step-sister's wedding. Since her fake boyfriend has decided to ditch her, she ends up seeking Megamind's help.

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    23 Oct 2016

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    No ending (they never make it to the wedding) but great read, competent main characters, and a wonderfully believable romance

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    In which Bard is (relatively) certain he's being bullied, and Thranduil would very much like a courting manual for Men.
    Link to French translation by Kaara1

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    29 Feb 2016

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    Thranduil is really bad at this

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    “You’re my waiter and I’m on a really crappy date with an asshole“

    ("We're bad at dating" AUs, part 1)

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    14 Feb 2016

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    Roy is stuck on a charity auction date and Ed is his very cute waiter.

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    It was a running joke on the Enterprise, that Captain Spock went through first officers like tribbles went through quadrotriticale. Spock found no humor in it, however. Six people had come and gone from his side over the year and a half he had been captain.

    But a captain needed a first officer. And for now, at least, Spock needed Commander James Tiberius Kirk.

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    04 Sep 2025