ProbingCryptid
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- Voltron: Legendary Defender (3)
- South Park (2)
- Gravity Falls (1)
- Camp Camp (Web Series) (1)
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When Eric's mom gets back together with an old ex-boyfriend from her younger days, she has no idea the effect it will have on her and her son. Eric is thrust into a nightmare world, filled with abuse and pain. Will Kyle, his rival, save him? Or will he just make things worse?
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After Lance and Keith have a fight, a battle goes wrong and Keith is captured. After being tortured for information from Haggar, he is sold as a servant to a high-ranking Galra. Will Keith be able to stand it? Or will he break under the pressure of his new agenda?
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When the main boys decide to go through Cartman's things when he's not there, they realize they made a mistake. Now Kyle has to come to terms with his feelings and fix it.
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While snooping for something to bother David with, Max, Nikki, and Neil find a camera that documents Davids young life in the camp. They soon find something that they shouldn't have stumbled upon.
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Don't touch the Glowing Flower, Keith by ProbingCryptid
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
04 Oct 2017
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Allura has sent Lance and Keith down to the surface of an abandoned planet, in order to collect some plant samples. However, complications arise when Keith touches something he wasn't supposed to.
This can be read as a oneshot, but it is possible I will make more chapters later.
Sorry, I'm not that good at summaries!
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In 1933 Alastor manages to summon a demon with a rectangular, glowing head who keeps staring at him like he can't decide between tearing him apart and worshipping him at his feet.
Meanwhile, Vox just blew up himself and the entire universe and suddenly stands before a second chance. He simply has no idea what that second chance entails.
In other words: The demon Vox and human Alastor time travel roadtrip fic that spiralled and suddenly gained a plot
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13 Feb 2026
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Many had marked their calendars in anticipation of what they were effectively calling “Judgement Day” for one loathsome sinner. The event itself was rather absurdist, the first of its kind, for no sinner had ever caused such an uproar that they demanded a second Judgement post-mortem.
What punishment, everyone thought, would be fitting for a man who made such history?
Once, this creature was a man whose voice and manner were adored by the many who followed him. Now, he stood alone, chained, and without the strength to raise his head.
“Let the Judgement of the Media Overlord, Vox, commence.”
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My personal take on a post-Season 2 redemption arc for Vox, where the Speaker of God takes away Vox's voice as punishment for his crimes in Season 2- this is the Voiceless AU and a RadioSilence Fic
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- Part 1 of SharkPrince's Hazbin Hotel Fics
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22 Jan 2026
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A collection of all my watersports related Hazbin fanart, including the entirety of Vox Omorashi Week 2024.
Primarily centered around Vox and Alastor, but the occasional other character might feature too. Specific warnings in chapter notes.
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18 Jan 2026
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I'm Going To Eat You (You're My Desire) by Vaticvale (variantlen)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
17 Jan 2026
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Amongst the rubble of the season 2 finale, Alastor takes Vox’s body. There, in a nostalgic haze, he fixes him up to become Vincent.
His hunger knows no bounds with Vincent and he struggles beneath it.
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Or Alastor is a freak and dresses Vox’s headless body like Vincent with the plan of eating him but I listened to Hozier while writing so it ended up reading pretty yearningly.
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17 Jan 2026
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12 Jan 2026