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    One year after their first encounter, Alastor is in heat again. This time his invitation to Vox is planned and their contract is clear: he wants Vox to chase him down, Vox wants him to ask to get fucked, and it's a demonic favor on the line. After all, what's a little bet between friends?

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    Overlord Vox, established member (read: leader) of the Vees, is kind of obsessed with this guy that's been catching a lot of media attention up top! What can he say? He really appreciates an artist! But when he finds out that his favorite true crime podcaster has been knocked off the mortal coil, the irony is just too much!

    He knows what they say about meeting your heroes, but…simping for serial killers, it’s not like the guy ended up in heaven, so what’s truly stopping Vox from rolling out the red carpet and giving a warm welcome to the one newcomer to hell that really deserves it?

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    In the aftermath of his little publicity flub, as VoxTek (name change pending) has been calling it, Vox works on restoring his body to its rightful state. One of the methods he finds works a little too well, and he finds himself in the streets of his own district looking like he did when he was alive—and more importantly, with the same exact power set as when he was alive. Which is to say: no fucking powers at all.

    He gets in trouble.

    Then the Radio Demon arrives.

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    1/1
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    44
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    36
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    3,606
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    Vox tries to kill himself.

    For better or for worse, he doesn't pull it off. But you know what they say: If at first you don't succeed, try, try again!

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    Chapters:
    6/8
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    878
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    2,088
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    485
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    33,905
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    Vox has a secret.

    It’s a hobby, of sorts. A special use of his power. He loves going out with his best pal Alastor, you see—an evening of carousing out on the town, strong drinks and a slaughter or two. They end up at Alastor’s place afterward, or maybe Vox’s. When they end up at Vox’s—when Alastor has had a couple of drinks more than he should have…

    Vox puts him to sleep, like any good friend. And after Alastor is asleep, Vox’s fun night really starts.

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    7,139
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    Velvette and Valentino get tired of Vox's constant mooning after the Radio Demon, and take advantage of the gift-wrapped deer rolling around Vee Tower to get him a very thoughtful present.

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    11,756
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    “What the fuck,” Velvette says, stomping forward, “is wrong with you, Vee?!”

    “What’s wrong with you?!” he demands right back. “If it weren’t for you two, we’d be drinking margaritas up in Heaven right now!”

    “Oh, sure,” she says, rolling her eyes so hard he’s shocked they don’t pop right out of her doll head. “And would that be before or after you killed us all with that nuke?!”

    Or: The Vees, after the battle.

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    6,045
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    Velvette sticks around only long enough to laugh at Vox’s face. After she goes the way of Val, all he’s got left is a killer fucking headache, the smell of vodka permeating his suit…

    And Alastor, grinning like a smug fucking cat meme in one of Valentino’s salon chairs, legs crossed as primly as any princess’s. Apparently whatever camaraderie he and Vox’s so-called goons have been developing, it doesn’t extend far enough to stop them from ditching his ass to Vox’s temper.

    And, fuck, is Vox in a temper.

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    1/1
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    822
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    8,986
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    Give a man a fish, and he'll be fed for one day. Give a dog a bone, though, and she'll follow you to the ends of hell itself.

    Weeks after Alastor and Vox's confrontation on the roof, Vox refuses to leave Alastor alone. Flowers, food, the whole shebang. No matter how many times Alastor slams the door in her face, the incessant blast from her past demands answers. Unfortunately for Alastor, she doesn't know what her answer is—and by the time she lets Vox get a foot in the door, it's too late.

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    299
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    40
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    4,197
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    Vox was pretty much going for a celebratory fuck with Val to top off what has so far been the best day of his un-life, right in front of Alastor’s proverbial salad, mostly to rub in his old friend’s helplessness and discomfort. Alastor’s always been lame and weird about sex—the guy has no interest in it, and not even in a fun, dramatic way! He just thinks it’s boring and pointless and, as he once actually said, uncomfortably damp. So Vox isn’t under the impression that he could get Alastor to actually participate—

    Except he actually kind of is. Participating.

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    15,954
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    Long before Alastor fucks Vox on a rooftop, and not all that long after Vox fucks Allie on a different, much nicer rooftop (hey, the pool was a hit), Vox manages to convince Allie to go to the movies.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    25
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    206
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    29
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    3,763
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    Vox realizes at the most inopportune moment possible that he is still quite pathetically gone for Alastor, and thus saves his life—in exchange for a deal. Alastor, on the other hand, strives to be inopportune at all possible moments, and thus learns what he is willing to sell in exchange for his own life. After all, "love" can be interpreted in so many different ways.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    115
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    559
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    114
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    5,121
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    Vox often tends to work long, late hours that don't leave him a lot of time for self-care. What better way to kill two birds with one stone than to bring his toys to work?

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    Comments:
    44
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    705
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    130
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    11,607
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    Despite having the sloppy enthusiasm of an over-affectionate puppy, Vox is not actually particularly good at sex. At least, not with women. Even more unfortunately, he seems to actually care that he can't figure out how to make Allie come more than half of the times she deigns to sleep with him.

    Enter Valentino, stage left.

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    63
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    516
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    A collection of post-credits extra oneshots for the series '666: Live On Air!' Ratings will be listed at the beginning of each chapter (mostly T).

    1. Alastor isn't in the mood. Apparently not being in that mood means that the mood that he is in is...unaccountably anxious.
    2. A mishap at Charlie's hotel renders Alastor a rather...classic version of himself. Vox likes it. Alastor isn't sure he does.
    3. It occurs to Vox that they've never actually touched on the topic of him also dating Valentino.

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    3/3
    Comments:
    210
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    1,387
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    93
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    14,833
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    It's been seven years and Alastor is back and enjoying the aftermath of yet another delicious extermination. When her gallivant is interrupted by the discovery of Vox, her old friend skyrocketed into fame and power during her absence, pinned to the ground like a butterfly...

    They say that revenge is a double-edged blade, but Alastor has always so enjoyed to bleed.

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    Comments:
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    271
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    4,624
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    It only took half a year of saving, kowtowing to her new business partner, living off of cup noodles for the indefinite future, a hellish credit loan, and all her professional pride, but Vox has finally done it: she's convinced Alastor to put on a bikini!

    As for the rest...the set may not be film-ready yet, but, well, the pool was built for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies.

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    Comments:
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    113
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    9,216
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    Alastor missteps. Vox is upset. The apology goes well. The aftermath, however—not so much. It turns out that Angel Dust, despite all of his vaunted and rather explicit expertise during Charlie's apology seminar, is a poor role model for making an appropriate apology. Charlie really oughtn't have given him that gold star for trying.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
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    1,200
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    100
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    12,251
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    Alastor has forever been used to a certain nuisance of an alpha circling him at a distance like a shark every time he goes into heat—or perhaps like a lonely puppy, begging for scraps. But the man reeks of insecurity and alpha pheromones, and Alastor has no patience nor need for alphas. It has been a long time since he has cared for such overbearing company.

    Until, as it turns out, he learns that Vox is not an alpha at all.

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    11,313
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    184
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    1,824
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    313
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    16,367
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    Alastor, less than a year after his death and subsequent consignment to hell, has made a number of discoveries. Firstly, the fire and brimstone preachers of his youth were mostly right, if wildly off-base about how abjectly delightful said fire and brimstone is. Secondly, the best friends are the ones you break bread with, especially when the "bread" is of a rather taboo sort. And thirdly...

    Well, he's about to learn that third new thing about the realities of his cursed deer's body in hell. Thankfully, trading butchery tips isn't the only thing his friend Rosie is willing to help him with.

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    English
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    7,108
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    503
    Bookmarks:
    96
    Hits:
    4,696

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