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Stede's wedding to Mary is interrupted by the infamous Blackbeard. As the guests flee for their lives, Stede finds himself unafraid, only feeling gratitude and relief. Blackbeard quickly realises that this fancy man is a fucking lunatic and wants him all to himself and, to his utter surprise, Stede agrees to a new life as his personal fuck toy. A toy that turns out to be very fun and very enthusiastic indeed.
This fic is just a lot of kinky porn people. Tags updated as I go along. Dead dove, don't eat and all that. Once you get past the first chapter it's just nonstop sex.
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23 Oct 2024
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And there's a chance that things'll get weird. Yeah, that's a possibility. by pintpotjudas for postcardmystery
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
28 Oct 2022
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Viago gets dumped by the love of his afterlife, and everyone does their level (terrible) best to help him move on. Anton knows a thing or two about not getting the life you thought you were going to have. The camera crew are back to film every moment of it. More or less.
“Katherine left Viago a note.” Deacon says, turning to the camera and making a face as a moan of anguish echoes from behind the closed door of Viago’s chamber. “It seems that she met a younger man at the bingo hall, and they have- well, not ‘run’ away, because I do not think he can run with that metal frame thing he has to use to get about but- they have left.”
A crash comes from inside the room, and then more heartbroken crying.
Deacon winces. “Vladislav is comforting him.”
“We could just kill her if you like-” Vladislav can be heard saying.
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OH FUCK IT'S RHYS DARBY ON A SASQUATCH WIITH A FLAMING SWORD HERE TO KILL THE CAPITALIST LEADERS by Anonymous
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV) RPF, New Zealand Actor RPF, New Zealand Comedy RPF
05 Jul 2023
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Does what it says on the title
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12 Mar 2024
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no confrontation, no conversation by bergargar
Fandoms: New Zealand Actor RPF, Our Flag Means Death (TV) RPF
15 Nov 2022
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How fucking dare Rhys fuck anyone that isn’t Kiwi while he’s home.
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03 Mar 2024
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Тело верит by fandom Our Flag Means Death 2022 (team_Our_Flag_Means_Death), OblivionSoave, Reya_Dawnbringer
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV) RPF, Our Flag Means Death (TV)
09 Nov 2022
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— Отвали, заткнись. Я имею в виду — я хочу, чтобы все выглядело правильно, понимаешь?
Он смотрит на свои руки, ноги, потом на Тайку, который свернулся в своем адском кресле, словно чертово оригами. Он смотрит на него, и на долю секунды Тайка видит кого-то еще за его глазами.
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29 Feb 2024