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at the end of the spider web by serasty
Fandoms: Ultimate Spider-Man (Cartoon 2012), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Deadpool (Marvel Comics)
25 Dec 2025
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Peter Parker, who lost his family at thirteen, is “adopted” by Tony Stark—but the Stark Tower never truly becomes his home. Harley is everyone’s golden child; Peter is the quietly forgotten kid. No one notices his intelligence, his trauma, or how much he has changed.
After testing the powers he gained from the spider bite on his own, Peter goes unheard for years. Finally, at seventeen, he hacks the SHIELD system and calls Nick Fury.
Perhaps this time, someone will actually listen.
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Playing with fire by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
25 Apr 2025
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Peter Parker has always liked to flirt with danger. Enter Deadpool, the most dangerous thing there is. They team up to solve a crime.
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07 Jan 2026
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Good deeds by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
10 Jan 2025
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Deadpool saves May Parker from a potentially fatal accident and, as a result, meets her cute nephew. But while Peter Parker is certainly lovely, he’s also openly standoffish and hostile from the get-go, so Wade makes it his quest to win him over. Then Spider-Man turns up, and things get messy.
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07 Jan 2026
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Recently, Peter has been genuinely considering telling Wade who he is out of the suit. The thought doesn’t scare him as much as he thought it would. When his aunt May passed away a few years ago, Deadpool was there for him through it all. He took Peter’s patrols when he was too depressed to, gave Peter space when he needed it, invaded it when necessary, and let Peter crash at his for a few months. Those few months were enough to make Peter realize that he trusted Deadpool wholeheartedly.
There is something holding Peter back, though.
It’s that Peter’s current life is just kind of pathetic, and Peter doesn’t want Deadpool seeing him that way. Deadpool likes to theorize about what Peter does for work, since he’s “So smart for a smartass”. Oftentimes, what he guesses are way above what Peter could possibly achieve at the moment. He also thinks that Peter lives in a nice apartment somewhere uptown. Something with lots of sunlight and expensive furniture. All of these scenarios were wrong, of course. They couldn’t be further from the truth if they tried. So, he'll hold off on telling Deadpool who he is until Peter gets his life together.
That is until Deadpool crashed into Peter Parker's life unexpectedly.
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07 Jan 2026
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Mutation Squared by MysticMoonhigh
Fandoms: Marvel, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
23 Aug 2016
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When Peter Parker gets bitten by a radioactive spider (for the second time, since apparently he didn't learn his lesson) he undergoes a strange second mutation. Left with eight eyes and a ridiculous amount of body hair, he must learn to cope with his new transformation and new powers. Good thing Wade Wilson is there to help him out.
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02 Jan 2026