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up around the bend by Poutini
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
13 Feb 2026
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“Don’t worry, it’ll fit,” Ilya had assured him, but Shane isn’t so sure, now that the head of Ilya’s dick has popped into his body and the slide of the shaft seems interminably long.
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“So, is that…it, then?”
Ilya chuckles above him, and Shane protests. “Well, I don’t know! It’s not like my dildo is the length of a fucking snake like your dick, asshole.”
Ilya gives a few short thrusts to silence Shane. “Shhhh, moy lyubimyy. You can take the rest. I just need you to breathe and let me in.”
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Dog of Honour by Poutini for NoahRose27, missgeevious, lovecommahannah
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
15 Jan 2026
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Anya can tell something is different about today. Maybe it’s the clothes Papa Shane and Papochka lay out, or the way their voices are a little softer, their touches linger a little longer, but also maybe more obviously, it’s because since yesterday the house has been full of people, including Papa Shane’s humans, and the feeling of anticipation was high.
Not entirely usual, but also, Anya had spent the first half of the day prior at the spa, getting the full princess treatment, complete with being fitted with a bow on top of her head, and that bow is now laid on top of Papochka’s jacket on the armchair. If she could see colours, she’d know that they’re both burgundy. As is, she thinks they’re a lovely matching shade of grey. ish.
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- Part 5 of Thoughts of Dog
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solemates by Poutini for clottedcreamfudge
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
23 Dec 2025
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“Seam me up, Scotty, Liam speaking.”
- and as if on a really ill-timed cue, Pez’s doorbell rings.
“Are you fucking kidding me?” he exclaims, tripping over the open suitcase on the floor to reach the entrance, dropping his phone in the process.
“Listen, I know the name’s a little trite, but - “ the voice on the other end is small.
“Fuck! I’m sorry, mate. That wasn’t directed at you. Hold on one moment.” Pez calls out, leaving the phone where it fell. He opens the door to find nothing but a pair of wildly colourful socks held together with a piece of red ribbon in a bow.
When you've finally connected with your soulmate, the universe sends you matching socks. Not wearing them comes with consequences.
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Fetching Feelings by Poutini for OrchidScript
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
19 Jul 2025
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Near the center of the room, a huge Saint Bernard—Alex’s own disaster child, Droolius Caesar—is lying on his side, motionless except for the slow wag of his tail. Curled against him, like they were born attached, is a beagle, eyes closed, muzzle resting on Caesar’s front paw. They are, for lack of a better word, spooning.
“They’ve been like this every day for the last week. Morning to afternoon. They eat near each other. Nap together. They’ve started ignoring the other dogs entirely. I think they’re soulmates.”This sounds ridiculous. “They’re what?”
“Soulmates, Mr. Claremont-Diaz.”
“But they’re dogs.”
A soft, British voice speaks up in the periphery. “It’s not unheard of.”
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Henry Fox, Certified Christmas Bitch(TM) by Poutini for kiwiana
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
27 Dec 2024
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October: No Jack O’Lantern on their balcony, no costume parties.
November: Nothing more than a green bean casserole contribution to Thanksgiving dinner with Alex’s family.
And yet.
Come December first, Alex arrives home to find Christmas.
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Alex takes it all in with awe, for it appears that four months into being roommates, Alex learns he is sharing an apartment with a Certified Christmas Bitch.
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Thoughts of Dog by Poutini
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV), Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
15 Jan 2026
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It just keeps getting better by Poutini
Fandom Red White & Royal Blue (2023), Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
22 Sep 2024
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Fill in the blanks by Poutini
Fandom Red White & Royal Blue (2023), Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
08 Sep 2023
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On the basis of seduction by phlebotinxm
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
12 Dec 2023
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Alex Claremont Diaz had a problem.
The problem was tall, blonde, British, and no matter how many times he’d insisted - not 6'2. Said problem was Alex’s new flatmate (or rather, he was the problem’s new flatmate), and he liked Earl Grey and watching the Great British Bake-off when he felt down.
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In which Alex Claremont-Diaz catches sight of his roommate naked, and goes through a small crisis.
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- Part 3 of Looking for Orion (in every universe)
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Bookmarked by Poutini
02 Dec 2023
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Patrick Brewer of all people sliding into his DM's is intriguing.
Because just two days ago, David stumbled across Patrick Brewer's Raya profile.
He remembers a single black-and-white photo of a clean-cut looking guy, wearing a baseball cap and laughing, his face turned away from the camera so it's seen mostly in profile. He had a great smile. David was struck by the way his eyes crinkled in the corners, by how genuine he looked.
PATRICK, 30
@patrickbrewer
Lives In: Toronto, ON
From: Toronto, ON
Work: MLB BaseballDavid swiped right without reading further.
PROFILE NOT FOUND.
Okay...
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Patrick Brewer, the MVP of last year's World Series and a viral social media star, has a bit of a crush on David Rose, a gallerist living in New York City and occasional guest star on his sister's reality show. He convinces himself to do something about it - after all, he's only in town to play the Yankees for a few nights.
(a self-indulgent baseball/celebrity au)
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- Part 1 of i'd swing with you for the fences
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Bookmarked by Poutini
13 Aug 2020