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Fig was no stranger to playing as an adult. She was known for it, really, throwing herself into relationship drama with whatever workforce she could weasel her way into. Jawbone had had so many concerned conversations about it with her. She had just never been herself in an adult relationship, and with the realization that she had an adult life now came the realization that Ayda had been living one already.
Fig would hang the stars in the sky for Ayda if given the opportunity. Failing that, for now, she could settle for upgrading them to a proper adult relationship. She had fun with being young, typical teenagers, but she was great at rolling with the punches. Her life had changed, so now her relationship would change. That’s how these things went.
She just had to figure out what a proper adult relationship entailed.
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Performance Practicum by BrighteyedJill, Poluche
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
01 Sep 2025
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Professor Julian Alfred Pankratz understands what the students of Oxenfurt’s Bardic College need to know to succeed, as his own illustrious career demonstrates. His advanced composition students are perhaps less interested in his artistic process than they are in his muse, the famous White Wolf. But as Jaskier lectures about the many artistic liberties he takes with the truth, who should show up but the subject of Jaskier’s recent, regrettable song, “Burn, Butcher, Burn?” It’s the famous witcher Geralt of Rivia, whom Jaskier last saw at the top of a certain dragon-infested mountain. Geralt has come to tell Jaskier how he feels about this latest composition.
(It comes with a podfic!)
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rational and level-headed by Poluche, travvymybeloved
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series)
03 Sep 2024
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Cody was well-known for his normal and grounded reactions to things. He told himself that frequently. He was good at handling things with grace and poise and wasn’t notorious at all for blowing his shit at the slightest provocation. That was why he was handling being faced with the realization of a lifetime in a rational and level-headed manner.
“You’re sitting in your bathtub and eating an ice cream sandwich because you’re sad but don’t have a tub of ice cream?”
“I mean, yeah.”
(Completed and with a podfic!!!)
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Perfect Days (The Furious Pain of Living) by Mbira, Poluche
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types, DCU
01 Sep 2024
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The thing is, Hal was meant to fly. To go, to see, to be, to not be stuck in the same place without moving forward, isolated without future.
So yes, he was freaking out. Enough to ask a sketchy dude whose real name he didn’t even know for help.Or
Hal is stuck in a time loop. Batman and Robin are there for him.
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« Peut-être que tu devrais me pousser hors de ton système, » dit Wei Ying, fébrile. « Peut-être que ça aiderait. »
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Wei Ying découvre que sa meilleure amie Lan Zhan est amoureuse d'elle et lui propose une super solution.
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Archives de mon skyblog (eh ouais) by Poluche
Fandom Tara Duncan Series - Sophie Audouin-Mamikonian, The 100 (TV)
20 Jun 2019
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It’s winter in Hawkins, and Mike and Will aren’t speaking anymore. Living in Mike’s house, Will tries to be invisible, spending most of his time in the basement.
Then the power goes out — and if there’s one thing he dreads more than facing Mike, it’s the cold.
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Seven nights in which Mike and Will have to sleep in the same bed, even though they’re barely friends anymore.
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09 Feb 2026
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push on the door / the one i've ignored / the one that leads me to you by meliebee for OpalApparition
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
14 Dec 2025
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Ilya in 2014 had no idea his time with Hollander was so limited — something that Ilya in 2016 knows all too well.
Ilya in 2016 is also playing hockey like shit. The version of himself on the television misses an easy shot, and the commentators tear him apart for it. Ilya, watching from his bed, is inclined to agree with them. His father’s decline is almost a blessing this month, when his usual level of vitriol would be for once so entirely deserved.
He’s thinking about all of this, beer in hand, when there’s a knock on his door.
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08 Feb 2026
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Ilya’s hand wraps around his bare wrist and squeezes. Shane barely stops himself from collapsing to his knees.
The pressure lights up every receptor of his touch-starved nervous system, wrenching a small, pained noise from the back of his throat. Every muted sensation comes flooding back so intensely that it almost hurts. He needs Ilya to hold him down until there’s nothing inside him but quiet. He wants to sink into him and disappear.
It takes Shane an entire beat to remember where they are. Fighting against the fog in his mind, he manages to drag his gaze up to meet Ilya’s.
There’s a slow-dawning horror and understanding on Ilya’s face.
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Or: Shane is in subdrop after their encounter in Vegas. Ilya fixes it.
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08 Feb 2026
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“So,” Ilya says, dragging the word out. He’s swiping at non-existent crumbs on the counter, avoiding his eyes. “You have dinner at parents on Christmas, yes?”
“Yeah.”
Ilya nods. “I can house-sit while you are away. Make place pretty, if you have decorations. Make it less boring.”
Shane’s eyebrows fly up. “What? You don’t want to come with?”
Finally, Ilya looks up at him. Hesitantly, he asks, “You want me to come with?”
Frowning, Shane says, “I– yeah. Yeah, of course. You think I invited you here just so you could spend Christmas alone?”
Looking away, Ilya shrugs. “I am intruder here, Hollander. You have family. I do not. Makes situation… difficult, maybe. You forget the world thinks we are rivals.”
“Not difficult,” Shane says immediately. “You want to come, you’re coming.”
Or: Ilya's in Montreal alone during the week leading up to the Winter Classic. Shane doesn't let him spend Christmas alone.
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- Part 4 of cjo + hr
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07 Feb 2026
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Ilya picks up on the third ring, breathing heavily into the phone. Shane hears a door slam shut through the device. “Do not yell at me.”
Shane stares at the half-empty bottle of vodka on the coffee table. “You suck.”
“I suck? I scored hat-trick! In your stupid body! I have not eaten in six hours, Hollander. I have not pissed. I have not laid down. I want to go home.”
“Rozanov–”
“Your mother has called twenty times. Your manager has called thirty times. Your father text me picture of crossword puzzle and ask for help. Clue is about American President from the 1980s. I cannot help!”
OR: the hollanov bodyswap fic.
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