Philosoferre
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Steve doesn’t know how he got into this mess, but he sure as hell wants out of it. It’ll be fun, they said. Come with us, they said.
The point is, it’s not his fault he lost the kids. But thank goodness there's a familiar face to help him find them.
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one fine day by Philosoferre
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
01 Mar 2022
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Simon's been reliving December 21st for longer than he's cared to count, and he's convinced that, apart from a growing hatred of Watford and endless boredom, it can't really get any worse.
Until he runs into Baz.
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a witcher and a bard walk into a tavern... by Philosoferre
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
12 Nov 2020
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“Why didn’t you laugh?” Jaskier asks. “Like, not even once?”
Geralt snorts, lips quirked up like he finds this amusing. “Because no one said anything funny?”
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Aka: Jaskier makes it his mission to get Geralt to laugh.
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hold you dear by Philosoferre
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
29 Oct 2020
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Geralt watches the men with a disinterested gaze, only letting out a deep, rumbling hum when they pass by the table. And then he suddenly snaps his eyes back to Jaskier and frowns.
“A room?” he asks.
It took him long enough to catch on. Jaskier nervously chuckles, rubs the back of his neck, squirms in his seat; the way Geralt’s looking at him—not quite annoyance, not quite hatred, mostly just very scary—is making him uneasy.
“Uh,” he says, waving his hand in what he hopes is a casual, dismissive gesture, “well, you see, when I said I had to budget because we’re almost out of money, um—I could only afford to get us one room, since, y’know, we have to eat too and I’m not just going to let us starve so we can have a bit of privacy and anyway, I feel like we’ve known each other long enough that it wouldn’t be an—”
Geralt hasn’t stopped frowning. Jaskier swallows, and suddenly, he’s very hot, and the room is suffocating, and the fabric of his shirt is ridiculously itchy.
“—issue,” he finishes, the word fading on his tongue.
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On April 6th, Tom and Will finally get some time alone.
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Separate fics based off of Gilmore Girls episodes or plotlines.
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Coven des Amis are a group of witches living in Paris. They get threatened by powerful witch Montparnasse- the biggest threat anyone in the magical community has faced for decades. Not so coincidentally, an old friend of Eponine's decides to show up: an old friend who may be the savior the Coven are looking for.
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Jaskier swirls his wine, eyes blank as they stare at the empty seat in front of him. He glances at his phone for the time before anxiously looking at the door. Still not there. Two hours late, a no-show. The appetizers grow cold, and Jaskier waves for the waiter to pack it up for him— the restaurant’s fucking expensive, and he’ll be damned before letting good food go to waste. He smiles at the waiter, not quite looking at him— can’t really take the pity in the man’s eyes as he whisks away the plate and returns with a brown bag with the restaurant’s sprawling cursive logo on its side.
Today was fucking special, a one-year anniversary that Geralt, stupidly hot, stupidly smart Geralt, had set up in a fancy-ass restaurant, an entire romantic night planned out…
Well, there was a reason no other relationship he’s been in has lasted longer than a month.
Or, Geralt gets caught up at work, and Jaskier gets stood up.
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16 Oct 2020
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They're gone now and Geralt and Jaskier are alone again in their apartment. Their hot, humid apartment, because the air conditioning is out and all the fans are doing is stirring the already hot, humid air around. It's helping exactly nothing in terms of coolness but it's better than motionless hot, humid air.
Jaskier is mostly naked, though, and Geralt is lying between his legs, head on his belly, so there's that.
Bookmarked by Philosoferre
21 Sep 2020
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Bubble Tea by poselikeateam for SiTheBee
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
30 Aug 2020
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Geralt and Jaskier have been married for more than seven hundred years. At this point, Jaskier is pretty damn sure he knows exactly what new experiences his husband will and won't enjoy.
Or: the one where Geralt and Jaskier live happily ever after into the modern world, and Geralt tries bubble tea for the first time.
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- Part 18 of Higher Vampire Jaskier AUs
Bookmarked by Philosoferre
21 Sep 2020
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Sevenhundred years of pining by dat_carovieh
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
15 Nov 2020
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It's 2020 on the continent.
Jaskier and Geralt have been friends for over 750 years and been pining for nearly as long.
Until one day, they match on tinder.A story only told through Whatsapp and social media screenshots.
Bookmarked by Philosoferre
13 Sep 2020
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Over the course of a year, relationships change by the shared moments, little and big.
“I havenae tired of you in nearly 40 years, I doubt a couple months of weekly dinners will send me packing,” with a squeeze to Jimmy’s bicep, Duncan sat up and started cleaning up. As he got up to dispose of the pizza box, he turned and winked at Jimmy, “Who knows, mebbe this is Scotland’s year.”
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- Part 1 of Hearts
Bookmarked by Philosoferre
12 Sep 2020