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“What just happened?” Kai’Sa asked, staring down at him in shock.
“I think… I just coughed up flowers?” Ezreal said with dawning horror.
It couldn’t be.
He had heard legends about Hanahaki disease before. But they couldn’t be true…Could they?
There’s no way.
She raised an eyebrow.
“Why?” She asked simply.
Ezreal forced down a hysterical laugh.
Unrequited love.
Which leads to a slow, agonizing death.
Just his luck. -
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After a struggle over an ancient and sacred Shuriman amulet, Ezreal and Kai’Sa find themselves trapped in each other’s bodies.
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Kai’Sa started, “I know you always like to be praised-“
Ezreal cut her off while smirking. “Well, yeah. I’m the best. I’m basically a god.”
She ignored him. “But I think you should be put in your place.”
He blinked at her. “Huh?”
She put on a haughty expression, looking down at him like she was viewing a void creature she was about to exterminate. “You’re scum.” She spat.
He shivered.
“What?” He said.
“Are you an idiot?” She asked coldly.
Ezreal was dumbstruck, he somewhat understood what was happening but at the same time he was confused.
“Uh…”
“You’re garbage.” She said icily.
He didn’t know what to say. His throat went dry.
“You’re trash. You’re worthless.”
She spanked him.
“Tell me what you are.” She demanded.
He swallowed hard. “I’m…worthless?” He breathed.
She spanked him again, leaving a bright red handprint and dragging her nails across it, making him gasp in pain. -
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“How do you feel about families?” Ezreal asked suddenly.
The mood between them shifted. Kai’Sa stiffened, her face grew carefully blank. She stared at him for a moment.
Ezreal felt like he had fucked up somehow.
“It was nice having one.” She said quietly.
He winced.
He had definitely fucked up.
Nice going, stupid.
Hey, it’s okay! We can salvage this!
“Yeah, the whole orphan thing, am I right?” He forced a chuckle, running a hand through his hair.
She continued to stare at him.
She didn’t blink.
Shit.
Shit.
Say something that isn’t about your probably dead parents! Anything!
“Hey, what if we had a baby! Wouldn’t that be crazy?”
NOT THAT.
She squinted at him in disbelief. “What?”
EZREAL. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
“I’ve always wanted kids. Do you want kids? I think we should have kids. A lot of them.” -
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"You're not putting that thing inside of me." Kai'sa said sternly.
"It's not a 'thing'!" Ezreal whined, clutching the gauntlet to his chest protectively. "How could you! It's magic! And it's awesome!"Ezreal and Kai'sa have some fun with their hands. Comic format.
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We Sleep But Fail To Dream by GhostTour
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Jan 2025
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After Hua Cheng disappears in a flurry of silver butterflies, Xie Lian waits for his return. Rumours whisper across the land. Crimson Rain Sought Flower has returned and is ruling over Ghost City. And he doesn't remember Xie Lian at all.
“Did daozhang think he could come here, flash his enchanted eyes, and pull one over on the Ghost King?” Hua Cheng coos.
Xie Lian’s teeth begin to chatter. “My enchanted…my…aha—”
“I have never seen a performance quite like it in all my long years. Daozhang must be very experienced in getting his way just by fluttering his long lashes. But is he truly foolish enough to believe this act will work on me? Does he think I will fall for his tricks?”
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Or: Hua Cheng is cursed and has no memory of his beloved. Xie Lian takes a job in Ghost City to try to get Hua Cheng to fall in love with him again before he dissipates.
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You Fall Within My Reach by GhostTour
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Sep 2024
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It has been millennia since Xie Lian’s second banishment.
Millennia since Hua Cheng—the scourge of Heaven, the Crimson Rain Sought Flower, the Supreme Ghost King—slaughtered 33 gods and turned his demonic gaze on the banished Flower Crowned Martial God.
Xie Lian has eluded the Ghost King at every turn. For centuries. Hiding is all he knows. He’s gotten very good at hiding.
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rather cruelly used and rather reserved by x_los
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
12 Sep 2020
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In the month between Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian leaving Yi City and their attending the cultivation conference in Lanling, Wei Wuxian discovers a locked room in the Jingshi. It is a mystery that clever and curious Wei Wuxian is doing everything in his power to avoid solving.
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hunters seeking solid ground by Attila
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 May 2020
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“Hanguang-jun,” Wei Wuxian repeats. His heart clenches. He wants—but he’d really meant to have this nightmare stuff down before they met again, so he wouldn’t find himself relying on Lan Wangji’s nearness. He’s not supposed to go back yet. But he’s so tired, and his will crumbles. “Yeah,” he says. “All right. Take me back to Gusu with you.”
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AQ by x_los
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Star Trek
19 Sep 2021
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Before he rose to captaincy, Shen Yuan attended a briefing given to all command level officers in Star Fleet that outlined the scope of the Q threat. According to Admiral Picard's report, the omnipotent Q are devious, amoral, unreliable, irresponsible and definitely not to be trusted.
Orphaned stowaway Luo Binghe doesn't even know he is one.
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