PerpetuallyExhaustedHamster



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    Eight months had passed since you first got the call to tow a broken down ‘Camaro’ off a rarely driven backroad, to the junkyard-slash-mechanic’s-shop you’re employed by. Eight months since you’d given the gorgeous machine a look-over only to discover that the vehicle was anything but just a car. And it definitely wasn’t any kind of Camaro. Cameros didn’t have the kind of secrets you found, sleeping hidden in its undercarriage.

    You hadn’t said a word to anyone, just quietly fixed up what you could to the best of your abilities. When the strange vehicle vanished the next day, you played dumb-- surely some hotrod idiot must have stolen it.

    A report was filed by your boss; no one came forward about it, and the car was never found.

    At least, not by the police.

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    This fic, as all my stories do, will WANDER. There is a plotline, there is fluff, there is (eventual) smut. The premise of this story was me goofing off and wanting to write something relaxing, and that turned into oops another full novel story document wherein the Reader gets to go through daily life with alien besties. It was meant to be Soundwave-centric... and then Knockout happened. Now we all get to enjoy BOTH.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    You needed an escape. Life had taken a turn, and you were stuck. No way forward, no way back, everything crumpling around you like a house of paper.

    Then your Uncle Fowler offered you a job that came in answer to your prayers, because it offered shelter, food, and income. The only catch?

    You might just die trying to live.

    Because Ratchet needed a medical assistant, and the Autobots needed someone who it didn't matter if their mind got read by the ominous prisoner held so carefully confined in a secured cell.

    So, that's how you met Soundwave. Big scary bad guy all locked up and rusting away, but that's not how things stay between you.

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    Another wandering tale. Whimsical. Less structured and edited than my more serious novels. Yet another tale written for fun and emotional therapy. This tale has a lot more emotional angst and hurt, especially due to the nature of the imprisonment / captor circumstances.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    After a duel in Malachor, Ahsoka doesn’t die. That’s good news.

    She finds herself in the past, at the beginning of the Clone Wars. That’s also good news.

    She’s not the only time–traveler. That could be good news.

    Her time–travel buddy is Darth Vader, having his young body back. That’s definitely not good news.

    And it doesn’t look like death will end anything.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    You own a small ranch outside a village, quiet, reserved, and with little visitors.

    But when the rumors of a demon start to spark in the village, along with your new nightly visitor, you realize you weren't as alone as you imagined.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    After transmigrating into a fantasy world filled with monsters and magical beings, you find yourself gaining the help of a group of travelers whom regrettably inform you that humans are on the brink of extinction! How could a weak human girl possibly survive in such a cruel world alone? The travelers will protect you, of course, and will help you find your way home. There is only one rule if you wish to join them in their travels, however: Kill all orcs.

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    02 Feb 2026