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Robert wants to sink his teeth into Flambae... and voices such a thought on one sunny afternoon break.
It's too bad he forgot what connotation his teeth carry.
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17 Feb 2026
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It's not like Robert has forgotten Valentine's Day exists. It's hard to not notice holidays as they come and go - they're writ large on advertising billboards, unavoidable in shops and storefronts, creeping into hero work. He's just resigned to it.
That is, until he gets into work and sees his desk.
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Or: the Z-Team decide to show their dispatcher some love for the holiday.
(Could be read platonically or as polyteam)
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16 Feb 2026
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Robert Robertson III — Retired Magical Girl by confidential_artist
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
15 Feb 2026
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When Robert was 12, he became the magical kid leader known as Polestar. When he turned 15, he retired as Polestar to take up the mantle of Mecha Man.
Now, 15 years later, the Guiding Star, Polaris, wants Robert to take up his previous identity to fulfill a promise made.
Juggling being an SDN dispatcher, Mecha Man, and now Polestar again, can he solve a sudden onslaught of magical corruption?
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- Part 4 of Robert is Sort of a Mystery (Dispatch)
Bookmarked by Patch_work_Plaid
16 Feb 2026
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The reasonable thing to do when you get flung three years into the past would be to sit down and think things through - make a plan.
Fuck that noise - the Z-Team doesn't make plans. They have one (1) future dispatcher and current
disasterhero to find and bully into taking care of himself and one (1) statistics-obsessed, jackass supervillain to murder and leave in a convenient ditch. Easy, straight forward - no problem.Robert would really appreciate it if someone would explain to him what the hell is going on.
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16 Feb 2026
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“Robert! You better open that big fuckin’ mouth right fuckin’ now before I run over there and get you my-fuckin-self!”
“Chase,” He said, staring down at his unmarred hands as blue-hot flames licked his skin, “I’m on fire.”
“I see that. You seem pretty calm about it.”
He didn’t feel calm. But that’s what Robert does under stress, he manages. Compartmentalizes. But now his brain doesn’t know what to do when fire doesn’t hurt.Or,
A minor rogue villain steals Flambae's fire. Mecha Man is dispatched to apprehend them before they burn down LA. The villain decides the flame can be someone else's problem.Bookmarked by Patch_work_Plaid
15 Feb 2026
