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The origin story of Alastor's wheelie chair. Some assembly required.
A gift for Moth, because certain things are taking a while to organise.
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Vimes learns that kicking down locked doors in the middle of the night can lead to an eyeful.
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Charlie had chosen to attend Hazbin Community College, taking advantage of Lucifer's employee perk of free tuition, and they were supposed to spend her first ever fall break together. Instead, he'd been roped into flying halfway across the country to attend some dumb teaching conference with his asshole co-worker Alastor Boudreaux. Things couldn't possibly get any worse.
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26 Jan 2026
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Well Disguised Blessings by MothballMilkshake for floatycat
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
17 Jan 2026
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“It's so nice to see both fathers of the bride helping their young lady with dress shopping. Do you two need matching–”
A squeal of static drowned out a sudden wheeze from Lucifer, Alastor's cheeks flaming at the implication. Heat sparked in his chest and crept up the back of his neck, something behind his ribs twisting as Lucifer stuttered out a denial.
“Ha – me and – and him? Ha, no, I mean – no. We're just... just working together. For Charlie,” Lucifer finished up, his voice going a little weak as gold spread over his pale face. His gaze drifted over to where Charlie was trying on dresses, a tiny imp seamstress tugging and poking at her all the while.
“For Charlie,” Alastor echoed.
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Or: Lucifer and Alastor have to at least pretend to get along to help Charlie and Vaggi plan their wedding. Along the way, they discover hidden depths to each other that they might have preferred to remain ignorant of.
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- Part 55 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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21 Jan 2026
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He hadn’t ever imagined himself in this situation; kissing someone, anyone, let alone a man.
Oh, but Alastor did love his little fan. His lovely picture box, full of wonderful chatter and ambitious ideas. Who knew his mouth could do more than prattle on!
“Gorgeous.” Vox presses his lips to his stomach, “You know that, Al? You know how hot you are?”
“You’re a chatty one.” Alastor responds. That pulls a chuckle from Vox.
“Trying to make you comfortable, babe. Is it working?”
“Hmmm.”
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21 Dec 2025
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“Does Angel Dust tend to nest in his suite?” Alastor asked without preamble.
“Why’re you askin’ me?” Husk asked gruffly, briefly trying to feign ignorance. A single raised brow from Alastor was all it took to squash that recalcitrance out of him, his shoulders and wings dropping. “Yeah, yeah – fine. But why’re you askin’ me now? It ain’t like Angel’s gonna steal his own shit and pretend like it weren’t him. Besides, he ain’t anywhere close to bein’ in heat. It’s not him, boss.”
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Items have been going missing around the hotel. Nothing of any value or consequence - just people's personal effects. Regardless of their importance, Alastor cannot simply stand by and let somebody rob folks in his territory, right under his nose.
He sets out to catch the thief - and picks up a less than useful helper along the way in the form of one miniature monarch - but comes up empty handed. Empty handed, that is, until later that evening.
With his past racing to catch up to him things and quickly spiraling out of his control, he might find that less than useful helper has a use after all.
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- Part 3 of RadioApple Shorter Form Multichapter
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01 Dec 2025
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castles crumbling (you don't want to know me now) by Jaded_Wanderer
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
15 Nov 2025
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After falling for Vox's trap, Lucifer finds himself at the receiving end of a unique pep talk from a surprising source.
(Spoiler alert: It's Alastor)
Follows S2E6
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15 Nov 2025