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Theseus' Guide to Ruining a Perfectly Good Boat by stump_not_found
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
18 Dec 2024
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The kids fall through the portal, and Stanley chases after them. He will not lose them the way he lost his brother.
Refusing to repeat the mistake of 30 years ago, the family becomes stranded in the multiverse, stuck without a clear path home. Stan's got his brother back, at least, but Stanford isn't the same as Stan remembers. Looks the same, sure, talks the same, absolutely - but he's got a 'professional working relationship' with Bill Cipher that Stan'd really rather not interrogate, and seems to have changed his whole vibe from Virgin Loser, to Space Cowboy Wizard; Which isn't all that different, now that Stan thinks about it.
Stan and Ford must now find a way to kill Bill, get the family back to Earth, and try to keep the ghosts of their past from tearing them apart. Again. Same boat, different planks, and neither one can deal with their own reflection in the water.
Well, whatever. They can handle this.
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18 Aug 2025
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Handyman Bill Au!!
“You’re not aroused because I’m hurting you..” Ford realizes. “You’re aroused because I’m paying attention to you.”
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05 May 2025
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The Hermit Coffee Co. by LuminousMe
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, life series
01 Feb 2026
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Grian and Mumbo
10 Nov 23
7:32amGrian: guess who got the fucking job then
Mumbo: was it you
Grian: of course it was me
Mumbo: niceOR
When Grian joins Mumbo working at The Hermit Coffee Co., he is thrown into a world of caffiene and chaos, with meddling co-workers, rambunctious regulars, and an absolutely henious amount of group chats. The friends he left back home miss him, Mumbo's college friends (cough, frat bros, cough) keep pestering him, and his new friendship with a certain scarred individual is developing in a way he never expected.
Will he be able to shake off the meddling redstoners? What will happen when there are two potential romances blossoming on either side of him? And will these baristas ever stop texting each other and just make me my goddamn soy-milk capuccino?
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A coffeeshop AU told through the texts between hermits. Now a combination of texts and prose from chapter 7 onwards.
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- Part 2 of The Hermit Coffee Co.
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10 Dec 2024
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Heartbroken and trying to get over his ex, college student Grian gets dragged to a party by his best friend Gem, who is determined to get him smiling again. After spending the night with a stranger Grian finds himself falling hard and fast for this new face. He changes Grians life for the better, all while trying to help him mend a broken heart.
But what happens wen his ex comes back determined to win Grian back for himself?
Currently updating Sunday nights
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27 Nov 2024