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“Jonah Magnus.” The cloudy silhouette snarled as it’s hand clamped tightly around Jonah's ascot. That was indeed his name, but Jonah couldn’t begin to fathom what he did to have it spat out with such hatred.
But nonetheless, Jonah was a gentleman and he would kindly address the angry figure as politely as possible, “Yes, and you are?”
“What?” The form spluttered as it slowly came into focus. Ah, yes. That probably wasn’t the proper response to being held at gunpoint by a random stranger. Must have been the blow to his head.
(Or in which Jonathan Sims goes back in time and tries to pull a Terminator, but fails and Jonah Magnus finds a new mystery to solve.)
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creation, both haunted and holy by Paptato
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Amnesia: Rebirth (Video Game)
15 Jul 2021
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When the creature feeds, it remembers many things. It sees something called a plane crash through the sky into a sea of sand that is not green and cold, but instead golden and unbearably hot. The creature remembers pain and loss and monsters that are not itself and it remembers faces and blood and grief.
But when the sight of The Tower shines upon the creature, the moment passes, and all is lost in that blinding light.
(Or in other words, Jon is a monster without memory and Jonah is more than happy to take him in)
JonElias Week 2021 Day 4 AU Prompt:
Amnesia AU
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The Mysterious Cases of The Magnus Institute- BUZZFEED UNSOLVED by Paptato
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
02 Feb 2020
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The Mysterious Cases of the Magnus Institute
Buzzfeed Unsolved Network✔️- 14M views - March 24th, 2018RYAN BERGARA: This week on Buzzfeed Unsolved we cover the mysterious disappearances that took place at the Magnus Institute, an academic institution dedicated to researching the esoteric and paranormal
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Elias doesn’t mind if it takes another ninety-nine years to finally break Jon, he will regardless take immense satisfaction in slowly rearranging his broken pieces.
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- Part 2 of deal with the devil
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"Martin?"
The man he has spent the last three weeks with hadn't moved a muscle from where he sat on the floor and has only just begun to stand gracefully as Jon called his name. He straightens out an invisible suit jacket and once his eyes meet Jon's, Jon knows immediately that the man in front of him was not Martin Blackwood.
"Hello, Jon."
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- Part 1 of deal with the devil
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This is the Place to Affix the Stamp by freegiftjones (spiderclown)
Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
14 Feb 2026
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For the sake of bullshit government efficiency, countless American federal workers are let go from their jobs in the summer of 2025. It was only a matter of time before the Department of National Identity was hit, as no one knows what they actually do. Who would have thought this would set off a chain reaction leading to the reveal of... immortal personified country people who walk among us.
This is a story about government corruption, personal liberty, the power of collective strength, caring for your neighbor, and loving one another without giving a damn who sees it. Also, the Stamp Act of 1765.
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- Part 3 of The Department of National Identity
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12 Feb 2026
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The Department of National Identity by freegiftjones (spiderclown)
Fandom Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
18 Feb 2026
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FACE Family Nationverse stories which take place in the same universe and usually have some connection to a fake branch of the US government. Light angst and a sprinkle of humor. A good time all around. FrUk and RusAme.
The Gemini Report - Alfred Jones gets a little too interested in DNA testing and it results in a reconciliation centuries in the making.
God Knows I Am Innocent - The Salem Historical Society discovers three previously unknown victims of the witch trials, including Alfred F. Kirkland.
This is the Place to Affix the Stamp - New bullshit "government efficiency" measures force the Department of National Identity office to be shut down, which sets off a chain reaction leading to the reveal of sentient countries that walk among us.
The Reason for Everything - Historical FACE family oneshots taking place in this series that can be read at any time.
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12 Feb 2026
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In the wake of that fateful night at Lalo's hacienda, Nacho is ready to let it all go for the greater good. But Lalo isn't ready to let go of a damn thing. Oh, he'll have his revenge on the Chicken Man, but standing in the fiery remains of his castle shows the Salamanca heir one undeniable truth: Ignacio Varga is meant to be his.
The AU where Lalo goes after Nacho instead of going straight to Germany. Creepy Lalo and angsty Nacho abound.
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08 Feb 2026
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When Loid adopted Anya and they became the Forgers, he made sure that the families with the surnames Williams, Levski, Klein, and Roche that were most likely to adopt were either no longer in Berlint or at least lived in or worked on the other side of the city. For the ones that were too close for his liking, he made sure to keep Anya away from any neighborhoods or establishments that would increase the chance of a run-in. In a city of almost 1.3 million people, there was a very small chance that the Forgers would run into any of them by happenstance. It was such a small chance that Loid had discounted the possibility after doing the math.
Perhaps that chance hadn’t been small enough.
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09 Jan 2026
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All of the data taken into account painted a horrible, impossible picture. They weren’t having fun. All of this work, all of his time and energy, wasted.
They didn’t like the adventure.
"Nobody likes your stupid adventures."
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Caine leaves his latest adventure in a panic, struggling to understand what went wrong.
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13 Dec 2025