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Unspeakable's Hermione and Theo are responsible for discovering that magic itself is dying, thus leading to the Ministry enacting Marriage and Procreation Legislation. What happens when she is paired with the brother of her dead partner?
Will they be able to accept the ministry's assertion that the two will be a successful match, or will they fight against it to find others more suited that don't have quite as much baggage?
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03 Jan 2026
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When Hermione and Percy are mistakenly assumed to be engaged after an overheard conversation at the Ministry, neither of them corrects the misunderstanding—Hermione because it keeps nosy reporters at bay, and Percy because, for once, he enjoys being admired for something other than his career. But as they spend more time together faking their engagement, Hermione starts noticing things about Percy she never saw before—his unwavering loyalty, his intelligence, and the way he always notices when she needs a cup of tea. Their friendship is purely intellectual at first—debating laws, discussing magical advancements—but soon, Percy finds himself drawn to her warmth, and Hermione is surprised by his dry wit and quiet kindness. By the time the truth comes out, Hermione wonders if pretending was ever necessary at all.
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02 Jan 2026
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Hermione Granger needed a change. Not a soulmark. Not a dragon-infested war zone. And definitely not Charlie Weasley—who, unfortunately, comes with all of the above.
Fresh off a breakup and burnt out from Ministry life, she signs up for a year at a Romanian dragon reserve. There, she finds fire, chaos, and a deeply inconvenient attraction to the tattooed lead handler who communicates exclusively in orders, sarcasm, and meaningful glances.
But as poachers close in, the past comes calling, and as fairy lights start reacting to foreign magic, Hermione begins to suspect the dragons aren’t the most dangerous thing here.
Welcome to the reserve. Try not to die.
[Charlie/Hermione]
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31 Dec 2025
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Mischievous Matchmaking and Mistletoe by thelostriversong for Cherrypie55
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Dec 2025
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It's Christmas time in the Wizarding World, and the Weasleys and company are getting festive at The Burrow. Most of the family is paired off, but George and Hermione are still single. It's obvious to everyone except themselves that they're both interested in each other. Fred and Theo decide its time to force the two idiots together, and they hatch a delicious scheme.
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31 Dec 2025
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Is life over at 25?
A strange encounter with Draco Malfoy gives Hermione a choice: Stay in a suffocating office job and relationship or jump back into a war.
The decision is surprisingly simple.- Language:
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30 Dec 2025