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Hyacinth Verde, the only daughter of the late Hugo Verde, and half-sister to the heir of the Verdant weapons INC. With new blood in the market, Hyacinth is seen as a golden goose for any bachelor looking for fame and money. However our beloved goose wants nothing to do with her family, let alone the money that comes with her name.
With little choices left she takes her last night of freedom perhaps a little too seriously. Sleeping with a handsome stranger when blackout drunk seemed like a great idea when drunk. Only now, that stranger is looking for the one person who can resist his cursed touch.
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Bodyguard au, Ghost is looking to infiltrate the Verdant weapons company, and what better way than to pose as guards watching over the golden goose. The undercover team of agents are assigned to watch over and or protect if necessary the youngest of the Verde family.
With our board set, and the pieces ready to play. Hyacinth must find her way out of the sitch she’s found herself in. Will the golden eyed man be the one to assist her escape from this cage. Or will he be her next captor?
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This story started as a series of drabbles, ficlets, and could-have-been-canon scenes beginning in June of 1995 wherein Fred and Hermione slowly become more than friendly acquaintances. Similarly, this fic itself has gradually morphed into much more than that, and certainly more than I had ever intended it to be.
It’s now 250k+ words of my explaining by example all of the ways that these two could - SHOULD - have been canon, and what that might have looked like if it ran alongside the events of the original books (or most of them, anyway).
That said, this story is significantly darker than canon, and it touches on some of the trauma that was previously brushed over, as well as injecting some where it makes sense to have occurred. There’s plenty of humor and joy, but there’s also a lot of pain that, within the context of the story, has good reason to be felt.
Regarding the Underage tag, the characters are ages sixteen and eighteen at the first occurrence. If this upsets your sensibilities, this is not the story for you. Especially triggering content will be called out in chapter notes.
*TAGS AND CHARACTERS/PAIRINGS WILL BE CONTINUALLY UPDATED AS NEEDED UNTIL THIS IS COMPLETE*
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When Regulus Black woke up in 1991 after he was supposed to die twelve years prior, he realized two things. One, the locket he had worked so hard to steal had never been destroyed so the Dark Lord was still alive. And two, Harry Potter, James Potter's son, was in danger.
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Regulus goes to school with the Golden Trio.
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- Part 1 of the golden king
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Peter the Pizza Guy by Irisen
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
20 Jan 2025
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Strange’s second spell does not have anything to do with memory. Maybe Peter should have expected it, as the previous one acted in the same way.
Instead of erasing the memories of the ones he loves across the world, the incantation plucked him from his universe, erasing all traces of his existence, and threw him into a new one.
Now seventeen, having lost his family and friends, he finds himself in a strange world, alone in one of the most dangerous cities across all dimensions.Or : Peter needs money to survive Gotham and picks up a pizza delivery job.
Spider-Man/DCU (Specifically Batman) Crossover
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- Part 1 of Pizzaverse
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Dark Matter by mysterycyclone
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Jun 2024
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The last thing Peter sees is Tony's horrified, heartbroken expression leaning over him. The guilt in his eyes is almost worse than the burning pain that's taking Peter apart piece by piece. The world starts to go dark.
There's a flash of gold and green. For one moment, he finds himself standing amongst the Guardians and others. And then darkness again. It feels like blinking; an extended period of nothingness that ends as abruptly as it begins. One moment there’s nothing, the next there’s light.
“Easy,” a woman says. Her words are gentle, and carry a slight accent that he can’t place. "I'm called Wonder Woman. What's your name?"
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- Part 1 of Dark Matter Multiverse
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There’s a new coffee shop in Crime Alley. It’s called the Red Hood.