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Alex doesn’t like the office.
The job itself isn’t half bad, but it isn’t like he'd dreamed of doing this. His days consist of nothing but rushing out the door every morning after two bites of cereal with his tie haphazardly done, spending all day talking to middle aged men trying to argue with him about the finer details of desk stationery, fighting with his infuriating deskmate, and trying not to kill himself.
He doesn't like the office.
“Dunder Mifflin, this is Henry. How may I help you?”
Except. He likes the office sometimes, he supposes.
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Or: ‘The Office’ AU in which Alex is Jim, Henry is Pam, and they fall in love over paper.
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21 Feb 2026
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Greetings from Yunmeng!
The betrothal got agreed on yesterday, so I thought I might send you a letter to get to know you better.
or, betrothed wwx and lwj send each other letters
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18 Feb 2026
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“Ah, Lan Zhan, you will not believe what kind of divination I got! Now I feel embarrassed for dragging you here.”
Lan Wangji raised an eyebrow, an unpleasant feeling in his chest. There was a distinct impression of Wei Ying’s dramatics hiding true disappointment.
“You know what she said?” Wei Ying asked, with levity in his voice that was so perfect Lan Wangji could have been fooled, had it not been for the way Wei Ying kept his gaze away from him. “I’m never going to get married!”
or, lwj and wwx visit a fortune teller
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17 Feb 2026
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2am on a saturday by detectorist for curiositea
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Apr 2021
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“He’s so beautiful,” Lan Zhan says, tongue loosened by the weed. Besides, Mianmian’s room is his safe space. He can say what he likes here, so he does. “I want to know what his mouth tastes like. I want him to put his mouth on my—”
“No, no, no, no,” Jin Zixuan says, making an X with his arms. “For the love of Christ, keep it PG-13, please.”
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In which Lan Zhan gets high, slides into Wei Ying's DMs, and somehow ends up having the harmonica played to him at 2am in the morning.
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15 Feb 2026
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A Keen Rabbit Lover by ericacea
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Mar 2020
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Lan Zhan returns to the table and rustles through the pile of paper and cardboard, sets aside the paper booklet (an instruction manual, apparently) and then sees it: a gift label. In large, florid letters, it proclaims:
THIS HAS BEEN GIFTED TO YOU BY: WEI YING!!!!!!!!!!!!
followed by a second set of slightly smaller but equally florid letters:
A MESSAGE FOR YOU : HI LAN ZHAN! I SAW THIS AND THOUGHT OF YOU! I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT ;) ;) ;) <3 <3 <3 ;)
Lan Zhan drops the card like it’s burned her.
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Lan Zhan says she likes rabbits. Wei Ying misunderstands.Also known as “the vibrator fic.”
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15 Feb 2026