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    Colin to Pen
    9 Dec
    [07:03]

    Colin: I need a favour
    Colin: also hi
    Colin: good morning

    The phone vibrates against the bathroom counter, and Penelope hates the way her heart does this little flip in her chest at the sight of his name flickering at the top of her notifications. She stills, eyeliner poised in her hand, and contemplates answering. He never texts this early, so it is likely whatever he needs is important.

    But she is running late.

    And, more importantly, she is trying to be better about these sorts of things.

    OR: A Hallmark Move Christmas Special featuring two idiots in love and ALLLLLLLL the tropes.

    UPDATE 2/6/26 WITH AN EPILOGUE THAT NOBODY ASKED FOR.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    The night Penelope is asked the most important question of her life, she is wearing a hot pink feather boa. With sparkles, and a sparkly pink penis tiara to match. Naturally. 

    The question is not will you marry me, which should have been the most important question of her life (a fact of which she is perfectly aware, thank you very much). It is not do you, Penelope Featherington, take Alfred Debling to be your lawfully wedded husband, because she has a few days left before their officiant asks her that particular question.

    “I’m sorry,” Penelope says. “What did you say?” 

    She’d heard him, but she’s drunk in a hot pink feather boa and a penis crown and surely Colin Bridgerton cannot be asking her about regrets.

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    04 Feb 2026

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    V felt a bit like a ghost, or a memory echoing herself from long ago.

    “Close the door on your way out, ok?” Vik's voice was gravel again, low and final. V didn't need to be told twice.

    ~

    With no chrome and no hope, V is totally alone. If not for the one person who never turned his back on her, the same man who insists she come to see him. Now, a stranger in a city that was once familiar, V tries to find her new normal.

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    24 Aug 2025

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    Jim asks Pam to dance at Phyllis and Bob Vance, Vance Refridgeration's wedding.

    It's fluff, it's a fix-it, it's just a story.

    (Cross posted on MTT)

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    14 Jun 2025

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    Continuing on from that final shot of season 3, Jim and Pam go on their first date.
    (Second chapter is mostly pwp!)

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    14 Jun 2025