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    Harry thought Death was joking when he said this life was going to have a twist. But looking at his reflection and seeing the brown with hints of red in his hair, along with his cheeks, even with the baby fat, being different than his previous life, Harry knew Death did something. Of course, this was confirmed when upon a random request from his aunt (which Harry was sure was also Death being an intrusive asshole) and finding his mother's diary in the attic he had his answer. James Potter was not his father.

    Harry was gonna kill Death if he thought he was going to let Death take this apparent alive parental figure, even if he did have to act a little childish for this new family he was going to throw himself into. It wasn't like he was allowed to be an actual child in his first life.

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    Harry didn’t sign up for this. He wanted to start a new life, to escape his old one. So, he opened a café in a new world, setting up the runes like the Room of Requirement. He thought his café could welcome the unfortunate, but no one was crazy enough to pace seven times in a sketchy alley—except, of course, the mad Targaryens. And so, Harry became a therapist and part-time café owner, trying to stick to his morals and not fall for the prince who apparently dubbed him an angel. But the prince dragon's cuteness is slowly wearing him down.

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    “No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
    Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
    “That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
    Harry didn't like the sound of that.
    “But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
    “Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.

    Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.

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    15 Oct 2025

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    “I didn’t expect you to be an Unspeakable,” Zabini said casually, his tone light but curious as he signed the last line. “Everyone was so certain you’d end up as an Auror.”

    Harry hummed, glancing up briefly before returning to his form. “I was, actually. Did the full training, served for almost five years… then I got bored.”

    Zabini’s laugh broke free this time, rich and surprisingly unrestrained. “Only you, Potter, could find chasing down Dark wizards boring.”
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    His heart dropped like a stone as he took in the familiar walls, the thin mattress he sat atop of, the faint smell of dust and damp wood. His chest tightened as realization dawned.

    Finally, his gaze dropped to his hands.

    Small. Pudgy. Child-like.

    “Fuck,” he muttered, his voice trembling as the weight of it all sank in.
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    or I sent Harry and Blaise back in the past for shits and giggles

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    29 Sep 2025

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    Penelope Margaret Parker did not like boredom.

    Now, most people who somehow accidentally end up reborn as a fictional character may not find their life boring, but Penny thought that those people forgot what day-to-day life is like. So, she's bored.

    Until Tony Stark crashes his way into her life roughly eight months too early by walking into her after-school retail job.

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    A SI-OC into Spiderwoman who did not plan on grabbing Tony Stark's interest anytime before Civil War

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    19 Aug 2025