OracleOcelot

a photo of an ocelot with an expression that looks likes it's raising its eyebrows



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    "I double checked it myself; the science is sound," Val said. "This product really does attract male spiders.”

    Johnny’s mind had gone curiously blank.

    “Male spiders,” he said. “Huh.”

    “I wonder if I could weaponize it,” Valeria said, tilting the tablet.

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    Five first kisses. One do-over.

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    Teasing and banter have always been part of Merlin's friendship with the knights. But when a prank hits a sore spot for Merlin, the fallout is fiercer than anybody imagined.

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    “I’m sorry, there must be a mistake.” Uther furrows his brows. “That is my son’s manservant.”

    “This is Emrys, the most powerful sorcerer who will ever walk the earth. It is our deepest honor to be able to offer his hand to your son.”

    “Merlin?” Arthur asks, looking across the hall. Merlin looks the palest and the smallest Arthur has ever seen him. He looks like a scared animal that knows it’s about to be trapped, and that’s when it clicks for Arthur that no part of this is a joke. None of it. “Merlin, what are they talking about?”

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    “So let me get this straight,” Arthur said, folding his fingers together as the man in front him awkwardly shifted. “You are under the impression if you win the favor of my servant that you will then win my favor?” he asked and the nobleman shifted again.

    “Well, sire,” he said “That is the common consensus among… the chatter.”

    “The chatter,” Arthur repeated and his mind flashed to all the kindness Merlin had received from other nobles. Dear God.

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    Merlin has all of Camelot (and neighboring kingdoms) wrapped around his finger and Arthur is beginning to resign himself to the fact his servant somehow has more power than he does.

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