OptimusCrime
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i wake up in some alley on a wholly other plane / can't remember who i am or how to get back to the base
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Or: a perfectly normal (if somewhat chilly) van ride on the way to Season 8 of Hermitcraft. Everything should be fine.- Language:
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19 Feb 2026
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/32669581
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Riches and Wonders by etymologyplayground
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
26 Aug 2016
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"Gyro!" Johnny whisper-shrieks, and then he says, stupidly, "Why in the hell would a bear speak English?"
"Ah! You're right," Gyro says, and Johnny almost relaxes, until he shouts, "Ué! Ll'urzo! Aje nu Stand?"
"I'm going to kill you if the bear doesn't beat me to it," Johnny informs him, strained.
"I don't think he speaks napulitano," Gyro tells him. "Should I try Italian next?"
"No," Johnny hisses. "You should try shutting your God damn pie hole."
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Johnny and Gyro have a nice day.
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19 Feb 2026
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/7876420
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Bluejays and Cardinals by etymologyplayground
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
11 Aug 2016
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Gyro squints at him. "Barbecue sounds like a fake word."
"It's not!" Johnny protests, twisting the hare over the fire. "I got no idea where it comes from, but I swear it's a real word. Barbecue is stuff you cook slow, with smoke. It's great. When this is over I'm gonna make you come back to Kentucky with me so you can have real barbecue." He pauses, then adds, "And mint juleps. I bet you'd like mint juleps."
"Johnny, you keep saying words at me and I'm almost entirely certain they're fake," Gyro complains, starting to prepare the other hare. "What in the hell is a julep?"
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Language, food, and other things.
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19 Feb 2026
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/7741978
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Oya Manda'lor! by Cloud__Chaser
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
02 Apr 2022
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After giving up his child to Luke Skywalker, Din Djarin has found himself without a purpose. Filling in the gaps by completing bounties for Boba Fett, Din comes across a strange artefact that leaves him stranded in time.
Who knows, maybe Din's complete lack of knowledge of the world outside of the outer rim will lead to the fall of the empire before it even begins...
Warning: A loooot of swearing!
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- Part 1 of Oya Manda'lor!
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19 Feb 2026
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/29297484
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In 1967, a 19 year old Holden Ford was arrested for the murder of a five year old girl. Ten years later, Agent Bill Tench assists local law enforcement's efforts to locate the bodies of the three other linked disappearances.
Now Bill is stuck interviewing the arrogant son of a bitch, who just won't shut up about who he thinks really committed the four murders.
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- Part 1 of Case-By-Case
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Bookmarked by OptimusCrime
16 Dec 2025
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/14860376
Holy shit this is one of the best, if not THE best, fics ive ever read.
Review coming soon but it's like 1am here