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    A place to put Call of Duty stories / one-shots that pop into my head that I won't necessarily continue. If you like monsters, dark themes, fucked up shit, the CoD boys or Reader character not necessarily being a good person, stuff like that, you may enjoy what you find here. Reader is AFAB but skin color etc. isn't normally mentioned. No use of Y/N or any of that. König is a favorite of mine so he'll feature heavily!

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    Each story will have its own tags at the top of its page. There are completed works + ongoing stories in here!

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    The song comes to him in its entirety, as Rience snips the sinews in his legs like sewing thread.

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    03 Jan 2026

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    After years of waiting for wealthy patrons to faint, Dr John Watson discovers a far more interesting patient in the opera house basement. (AU through a Phantom of the Opera lens.)

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    25 Dec 2025

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    "Right, well," Jaskier says, when he halts before Geralt. Up close, he looks much more nervous. There is sweat on his brow and his collar is damp with it, and his teeth keep catching on his lower lip. "True love's kiss. There's—ah—there's nothing to it." And he bends, the utter imbecile, and kisses Geralt full on the mouth.

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    14 Dec 2025

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    From the kinkmeme: AU Warlord!Geralt receives Tribute!Jaskier as a sacrifice to appease him in every way possible. Jaskier has no choice on the matter and he’s fully aware of the awful rumours that have spread about Geralt and his ruthless conquests. (But we all know those aren’t legit.) A classic angst with a happy ending please! A dash of smut to heal those scars and a sprinkle of new found love!

    Jaskier arrives at Kaer Morhen knowing his family gave him up without a second thought, and absolutely sure that the dreaded Warlord of the North will value him even less than his own blood did. But the White Wolf and his pack are not what Jaskier expected...and if he's unreasonably lucky, Kaer Morhen might become far more of a home than Lettenhove ever was.

    ...He is, in fact, going to be unreasonably lucky, because the Warlord of the North is a far finer monarch - and a far better man - than Redania's king has ever dreamed of being.

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    15 Nov 2025