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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    04 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    Shane Hollander is Voyageur, Ottawa's only vigilante, who occasionally bleeds out on nurse Ilya Rozanov's coffee table.


    "No, no," Ilya replied, voice dripping in sarcasm, "By all means, continue to try and get killed every night."

    "S'not every night," Shane replied.

    “Oh, just every other night? Is healthy, then. Very good for brain, all these concussions.”

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    27 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    The question of the day at Cat Cheer is - who is cuter?

    Jumbo or Lynx?!

    Lynx or Jumbo?!

    Tiger knows the answer already!

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    26 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    Bison isn't sleeping and falls ill. Kant takes care of him. Fadel is sure he's getting gray hairs.

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    03 Jan 2026

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    “Oh- excuse me sir- Damn it…” Shane muttered. It wasn’t out of the ordinary for cab drivers to sometimes pass this particular drop off point. It was slightly out of the way, not enough to attract attention but enough that nobody had to worry.

    “Sir.” The driver remained silent, continuing to move along the road and moving further and further away from where he needed to be, “Sir, if you could just drop me off here-”

    “I heard you, Mr. Hollander.” Shane felt himself grow worried at the sinisterish tone in the driver’s voice, but tried to brush it off. The drivers hired to pick them up from these things often worked long hours 7 days a week, so it was entirely possible the poor guy was just a little exhausted.

    “Uh, if you could just drop me off then, that’d be wonderful.”

    “That won’t be necessary, Mr. Hollander,” the driver tipped his hat up in the mirror and his face was revealed more clearly. And that’s when Shane saw it. That face. The face that had been haunting him and Ilya for several months.

    “Y-you’re not- how, but you’re not-”

    “That’s right, Mr. Hollander, I’m not.”

    Fuck. He was so screwed.

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    03 Jan 2026