OffTheJar
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Saving Cole by OffTheJar
Fandoms: The LEGO Ninjago Movie (2017), LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022), LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising (Cartoon 2023)
22 Aug 2023
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I wrote this joke short story on scratch paper in the summer of 2021.
I had been working as a daycare teacher for my old daycare when we had a Lego day, which led to me finding and rebuilding a Cole minifig.
I did try to save the Nay one, but I didn't want her to be maskless, so I gave her back to her kid and told him to take her back up to his room and leave her there.
The Cole minifig now stands behind Jay on a build of his.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 548
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 8
- Hits:
- 94
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You will come to learn that half of the titles in this series have nothing to do with the contents of the writing itself
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- Part 14 of Original Character x Lloyd Garmadon
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You will come to learn that half of the titles in this series have nothing to do with the contents of the writing itself
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- Part 13 of Original Character x Lloyd Garmadon
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 50
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 65
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You will come to learn that half of the titles in this series have nothing to do with the contents of the writing itself
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- Part 12 of Original Character x Lloyd Garmadon
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 424
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 64
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You will come to learn that half of the titles in this series have nothing to do with the contents of the writing itself
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- Part 11 of Original Character x Lloyd Garmadon
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,726
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Hits:
- 40
Recent series
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This is a collection of unfinished and dropped fanfictions written by me to feed my crippling Lego Ninjago addiction.
Will some stories get updated, maybe?
Will new stories be added, maybe?
All I know is that Lloyd Montgomery Garmadon is my Kryptonite.- Words:
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- Works:
- 14
- Bookmarks:
- 1
Recent bookmarks
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(so much) (for stardust) by Vintage (KyberHearts) for MadGirlWithoutABox
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
01 Jul 2023
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It could have latched onto any other mech onboard. The coy Knockout, the chivalrous Dreadwing, or even the slickly Makeshift.
Starscream didn’t want a human. He didn’t want this thing following him like a Scraplet chases its next meal.
or,
The Seeker doesn't understand why the new Decepticon pet experiment was fascinated with him.Bookmarked by OffTheJar
30 Dec 2024
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Sweet by 𝓡𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓶 (RandomFangirlX3)
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, Transformers - All Media Types
27 Mar 2023
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After a long and tiring day of work, you’re ready to relax the second you get home. But when you find Starscream waiting for you on your couch for the third time this week, your original plans are quickly changed.
But you definitely aren't complaining.
After all, it isn’t every day you get the chance to get intimate with a Cybertronian.
And this night of passion and sweet seduction wouldn't be one you easily forgot.
Bookmarked by OffTheJar
30 Dec 2024
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When a Voldemort in his thirties encounters a time-travelling, seventeen-year-old Harry Potter, he makes a dangerous—and hilarious—assumption. He assumes that Harry is his son. And his son, of course, deserves the very best.
A confused Harry plays along for the sake of self-preservation, but living with his “father” is proving to be intolerable in more ways than one.
“You are mine,” Voldemort said gently, and smiled when Harry flinched. So the boy did know Voldemort, after all. He knew Voldemort was to be feared. “I will look after you, my own.”
“I don’t belong to you,” Harry spat, despite his fear. Oh, what a delight he was! He was no cowering, simpering sycophant, like Voldemort’s other followers; no, this child had a spine of steel. Not many could stand before Voldemort without quailing.
“You are my son,” Voldemort declared. “Of course you belong to me. Your every cell, your every fibre, your every heartbeat. You are mine in flesh and blood and soul. You are mine in magic. And you will not deny me.”
Now with Chinese, Korean, Russian and Portugese translations, and featuring art by Mona and Hypnodisc!
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- Part 4 of Tomarrymort Stories
- Part 3 of Daddymort
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 72,580
- Chapters:
- 23/?
- Comments:
- 11,486
- Kudos:
- 41,505
- Bookmarks:
- 11,025
- Hits:
- 1,241,427
Bookmarked by OffTheJar
30 Dec 2024
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In the summer before his fifth year at Hogwarts, Harry is drawn to a room in Grimmauld Place. Like the Gryffindor he is, he enters the room without fear. The room is a library, and Harry is surprised to find that he’s eager to learn.
Then he gets the bad news: he’s been accidentally expelled from Hogwarts, and he needs to be sorted again. Everyone is confident that he’ll go straight back to Gryffindor, but with what he's been learning, Harry’s not so sure.
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- Part 1 of Mutatum
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 222,453
- Chapters:
- 29/29
- Collections:
- 216
- Comments:
- 8,730
- Kudos:
- 86,683
- Bookmarks:
- 23,196
- Hits:
- 2,949,925
Bookmarked by OffTheJar
30 Dec 2024
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Seven Days Alive by P0rceline_1
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
27 Sep 2025
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After finding a decommissioned disguise relic, the leader of the Autobots accidentally gets transformed into the dominant species of the planet they call their new home.
From a new perspective, Optimus struggles to
re-learn everything he's taught himself over the years, and discover things he's always wanted to know.Like, What it truly means to be Human.
Bookmarked by OffTheJar
30 Dec 2024