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The Courting by the Pureblood Who Only Has Five Milligrams of Romantic Intelligence and Thinks He’s Real Smooth by hiimcibee for Im_a_bird
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jul 2020
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Draco could grab Potter and shove him into a stall before proceeding to suck his soul out of his dick, but secretly, deep down, in the part of Draco that he will never admit to anyone, he is (everyone pauses to shudder) a romantic. Potter is not someone Draco wants a one-off with. Potter is — Draco’s beloved!
So Draco decides to boldly go where no one has gone before: to put himself through scrutiny; their friends’ teasing and pranks; unsound romantic advice from a house-elf; wearing pretty clothes; all to try and win Potter’s heart through courtship.
(An unnamed ginger bastard can be heard yelling from afar: “This is actually a detailed guide on how not to court someone!”)
But who cares about the opinions of redheads? Literally no one.
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18 Feb 2026
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“Malfoy, we have to slow it down!” Harry yells over the growing racket of the time turner. Harry’s not sure how, exactly, they’re going to do that, but they have to try. Malfoy looks at him wildly, and hesitates for only a second before grabbing his arm.
Harry looks uncomprehendingly at Malfoy’s hand on his arm. “We’ll be stronger together!” Malfoy shouts. Oh. Right. The spell. Harry points his wand at the time turner, along with Malfoy. “Finite Incantatum!”
The time turner only seems to grow stronger. A bright light begins to glow out from the center of the device, reaching its edges over to Harry and Malfoy.
The last thing Harry sees is Malfoy’s worried face, and then darkness.
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In which Harry and Draco have a time-turner accident, and many things go wrong, but a lot of things also go right. Featuring: reptilian bonding night, canon-inaccurate animagus lessons, and a fuck-ton of pining.
aka the fic where Harry finds his family, and fights to keep them.
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- Part 1 of chronological displacement universe
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13 Feb 2026
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Harry and Draco have a great friendship after the war and enjoy messing with each other for fun. However, when there's a misunderstanding Harry and Draco decided the best way to mess with everyone was to pretend they were dating.
They didn't expect it to be so easy, or so real.
A One-Shot about Drarry hexing in the hallways, flirting wildly, and accidentally making the Slytherins think they're doing things they're not ;)
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- Part 14 of Multi-Fandom Misc One-Shots
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11 Feb 2026
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After the war, Harry finds solace in fostering orphaned kittens. One day, a kitten appears on his door step without explanation—and attacks him! Taking it in, he quickly finds that this kitten is nothing ordinary.
“What?” Harry asks, bewildered. “What do you want?”
The kitten meows loudly at a piece of layered meat.
“Guanciale?” Joe seems surprised. “Oh. Italians use it to make…carbonara.”
Harry looks disbelievingly at the kitten. It meows loudly again before it lowers its head, ready to plunge into the meat—
“No!” Harry yelps and grabs hold of it, “Don’t—”
Joe bursts into laughter. “You know what, I’ll give it to you for free. Can’t say no to a cat who wants to eat proper carbonara.”
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11 Feb 2026
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Harry stares, baffled. “So Malfoy’s actually stalking me?”
Hermione looks alarmed. “Oh, I didn’t mean it in a nefarious way—” but a slow, goofy grin is already spreading across Harry’s face.
“Merlin’s shaggy beard—”
“Harry, don’t do—”
“—that’s so romantic!”
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- 2/2
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10 Feb 2026